by John Schroyer January 2, 2009
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by munyuck February 2, 2009
Get the Calendar Dog mug.To do what a calendar does; to calendar. Calendaring is the verb form of the noun, calendar. When you are calendaring, you are interacting with a calendar in some way.
"Suzie, put that phone down this instant!"
"But grandma, I was just calendaring! Your birthday is coming up, and I didn't want to forget."
"But grandma, I was just calendaring! Your birthday is coming up, and I didn't want to forget."
by Marc IRL December 15, 2011
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*sharkieshas calendar*
COUSIN:''ohh, calendar bitch must of got you''
*sharkieshas calendar*
COUSIN:''ohh, calendar bitch must of got you''
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