Paula Deen of butter

Four pounds of butter. Paula Deen is known for using massive amounts of butter in her recipes, and since there are four sticks of butter in a pound of butter, there are four pounds of butter in a Paula Deen of butter.

To butter poach an entire chicken you need to first melt a Paula Deen of butter in a medium sauce pan.

by GiddyUpATX June 22, 2012

Peanut Butter Balls

A recipe to get a dog to lick your genitals.

Steve has no girlfriend, but the peanut butter balls recipe always keeps him and Rover satisfied.

by fifftysor January 22, 2010

Bladder buster

An excessively lengthy event, such as a multi-hour class, meeting, show, line or worship service, that drags on without breaks and keeps its captive attendees from heeding nature's call, resulting in great discomfort, inability to pay attention, and, in the most severe cases, ruined clothes and seats.

That three-hour meeting was quite the bladder buster.

by FairVanity January 21, 2010

butter your biscuits

After performing anal intercourse, ejaculating over the buttocks.

"I was riding her rump last night, and as soon as I came, I buttered her biscuits good"!

by 2slick2pretty July 25, 2003

fart butter

greasy residue that accompanies flatulence often after eating rich or oily foods

I just greased my shorts with fart butter.

by Ugly Dave September 6, 2007

buster brown

A really goofy looking person who also has very poor social skills and is usually not wanted by a majority of a group

Yo mang why are we hanging out with this buster brown he's making us look bad

by Shawnix Fleury July 3, 2006

Butter Melting on a Big Ole' Pile of Flapjacks

The best feeling in the world. When everything in life is just right.

"I feel like a slab of butter melting on a big ole' pile of flapjacks!"

by MeltButterFlapjacks September 19, 2009