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Bruce

a total weirdo that likes to throw motherfuckers in the dryer
you wanna die? ITS OKAY BRUCE WILL JUST THROW YOU IN THE DRYER :)
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Bruce Campbell

Bruce Campbell is the most perfect man to ever exist, his real wife is Ida Gearson (hes been married before that) but it's actually me. 🤷 ā™€ļø
Hes very smart and he's an amazing actor.

He was born in 1958 22nd June.

He plays the bestest character ever aka Ashley J Williams.

He is the love of my life.
"Bruce Campbell is gorgeous."
"That's literally facts."
by Blacklung1601 May 12, 2023
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Bruce Lee’s

An expression used when a bra less women walks out of the freezer department in a supermarket.
Hey mate, check her Bruce Lee’s out.
by Swaggers. November 24, 2020
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Bruce Willis

Actor/plate mounter from Bury. Often moans a lot and saves hostages from skyscrapers.
by JBizzleBBK March 10, 2022
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bruce

Bruce ( brucing) is the act of using two fingers to pull to one side the underwear covering the perineum of an intoxicated lady & engage in coitus in a standing position. Usually performed in dimly lit areas of a public yet private space to the rear of a licensed premises.
Finish yer drink luv & I'll take you for a 'bruce' round the back.

I gave her a good 'brucing' then went back in the pub,
by brewyboy November 1, 2023
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BRUCE WILLIS

An American actor who specialized in corny, unbelievably stupid films, in which he spent most of his time spouting the most ridiculous snappy one-line comments that anyone over the age of seven would be embarrassed by
Any film with Bruce Willis in it can be automatically assumed to be juvenile and super-gay.
by Hopsterthedopster July 2, 2023
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Bruce

A dude that likes to throw motherfuckers in the dryer
oh you wanna die? ITS OKAY BRUCE WILL JUST THROW YOU IN THE DRYER :)
by bonelesskidznbleach April 23, 2021
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