bruceberries

He likes spongey porn and big cheese nuggs. Is related to brucenanas and is a on the low gay person

bruceberries is weird

by Tiddybidddyjon May 13, 2019

Pop your blueberries

When a male loses his virginity. It is the male equivalent of "having your cherry popped." The term "blueberries" is used to refer to testicles, being "blue" from never previously having sex.

Example 1: "When are you finally going to pop your blueberries, bro?"

Example 2:

Person 1: "How old were you when you popped your blueberries?

Person 2: "I was 16."

by nAnDy013 March 21, 2013

Blueberries

To come up with a complete non-sequitor in a conversation. The entymology of this word began on The Geek Show Podcast when panelist Leigh George Kade would be accused of completely derailing conversations with completely irrelevant information. One day, when he wasn't there, a fellow panelist decided to "fill in" for him and shouted "Blueberries!" for no reason.

It's caught on with the audience of the show and is a recurring declaration when an irrelevant, derailing comment is made.

I'm calling blueberries on that.

You totally just blueberried.

Those are blueberry shenanigans.

by GSPC listener February 28, 2011

Mexican Blueberries

Another name for LSD, or acid.

We really need to get some Mexican blueberries before that concert of Friday night.

by jamaicajamaica70 March 7, 2008

cherries and blueberries

when a cops lights are flashing

Ah! He's flashin his cherries and blueberries at us!

by VVeedson March 24, 2010

blueberries

the best fruit in the world! soft, sweet (although sometimes sour), bite-sized! tastes bad after you brush your teeth.

Gosh I just brushed my teeth and I had blueberries... that was bad.

by freygeothewhy January 25, 2021

blueberries

Blueberries are the blue tasty round objects you find randomly in the forest. Some theorize that they are "berries" but scientist have proved that they are in fact homes of infant aliens.

Blueberries can also be to describe a really bad situation with a survival/success rate of only 1 to 100.000.000

Some dude: Did you see those blueberries near the forest? Man, if i had the time i'd make a blueberry pie.
Other dude: wtf man, why would you eat alien infants?

Some dude: Hey dude, you look like you are in some blueberries.
Other dude: yeah man, i don't think ill live to see another day, i'm in such a blueberry.

by GBlueberries May 31, 2018