Bonk

A sexual act where the Penis is held on the shaft except the tip is seen. Then slam your hand on the tip resembling a “bonk” sensation.

“Dude I hooked up with grandma and she totally bonked my tip.

by Granny BBW March 8, 2020

Bonk Bomb

A lukewarm glass of Miller Lite with a double shot glass of Jack Daniels Fire preferably ice cold dropped in.

Can’t wait to hit Grottos and down some Bonk Bombs

by ShegotaBONK March 12, 2020

Bonker Stonker

A headache or similar mental condition, caused by an exhausting late night sex session the night before.

I've got a major bonker stonker today and it's affecting my concentration at work - but it was worth it!

by Teuchtar73 December 18, 2019

Blonk

When a girl with a fantastic ass and boobs flaunts it and snaps it. Many times the girl will transport and snuggle with a fuck to kisses. She’s fucking bad.

Damn this girl I met blonks

by Tinda December 18, 2019

Blonkie

A can of energy drink,

Plural: a block of blonkies
pronunciation: blon-key

"Yo man i'm so thirsty pass me a blonkie!"

"I drank so many blonkies i think i might get a heart attack"

by Archibarg December 30, 2019

Bonkers

a term for “that’s absolutely bonkers luv” talking about how it’s amazing, showstopping, incredible and brilliant. also can be used in a way for calling a luv crazy and not okay ( mentality ill )

wowie angelina izzy vanessa and olli are absolutely bonkers

by bonkersxfcweot January 11, 2020

Bonk ass

Whack, out of the ordinary

That was some bonk ass advice, no way I'm listening to it.

by Bonkdefines April 4, 2020