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Brandon

A big headed loser who sucks at Madden!
9 year old boy: Uncle B you are such a loser
Brandon: Trash!!
9 year old boy: U suck at Madden
by fortnitedoodooboiiii July 19, 2019
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A guy who when you first met them seem really great. But then they turn out to be a complete asshole and wanna be fuckboy. They are very thirsty but swear they respect women. Thye are homophobes and republicans.
Brandon used to be a great friend.... not anymore.
by Litty193 December 30, 2017
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Brandon is a fresh african who sings to god everyday. He is usually the type of person to eat someones ass and never talk to them again. Brandon is the best person to hang with but the smelliest one.
Brandon is a retard
by penismuncher_123 March 1, 2020
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I’m a gay faggot and I’m racist to others. My hobbies are dick sucking
Brandon let’s go and give me head
by Unlovelyriver06 December 22, 2018
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a rude guy. never trust a brandon.
sunshine: i love brandon
brandon: *kisses girl in front of sunshine*
by hiangelinahehe May 28, 2019
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Brandon is a kind and intelligent boy who lives to do things with passion. He is good in bed and loves to show effection. Brandon will always be faithful and never let you down. Brandon's are the best type of boyfriends. But he's not just a good boyfreind he's is my freind and is always there to listen however there is rumours that's some Brandon's have an attention span of a horney duck🦆. I love you Brandon love from your boyfriends Mark xx
Him: you single?
Me: no

Him: who are you dating?
Me: I'm dating a Brandon 😍😍
by Top of bottom? 101 January 23, 2020
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Brandon is the fattest guy you will ever meet Brandon acts like an eboy he can not be trusted and is lazy
by Brandonseen August 2, 2020
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