blender

bathroom/toilet

Dude, i gotta use the blender

by Morag June 8, 2003

Biden's blunder

A blunder bigger and more catastrophic than anything you've previously seen, a blunder so outrageous that it devolves into an unmitigated ( and unmitigateable) disaster when us foreign policy and us domestic policy is concerned

Well, the current immigration challenge at the us southern border is really a biden's blunder that someone will have to deal with sooner or later.

by Sexydimma March 8, 2021

Antonio Banderas

Adjective; used in the context of calling someone a beaner.

Noun; Beaner.

The Mexicans in Southern California are all Antonio Banderases!

You are such an Antonio Banderas.

by Jack's Penguin February 14, 2009

bladderful

The bladder holds urine until you empty it out. A full bladder or bladderful means that the urine content has reached its optimum and demands emptying. But you can still stretch the bladder walls until the pain gets too much to tolerate. A long car or bus trip, when no toilet is available and the driver has a megabladder, who can hold his piss all day, is the cause of bladder desperation and pain among the passengers. Eventually the bladder begins to empty itself under these conditions to the embarrassment of the person involved. That is a Victorian or Puritan response and not the way of human nature. The bladder must empty whatever way is necessary. Wet your pants or panties. Otherwise it is the catheter. a female nurse for the men, and a male nurse for the women.

I was on a high school road trip. It was a four or five hour drive to see West Point and its military museum and the marching cadets. That was perfectly executed. Later that afternoon we joined some of them in the grill for a hamburger, etc. Eventually I asked how long they practiced and then went to classes. One answered saying from 7 in the morning until noon there were no breaks. I asked the question that had bothering me: "When do you visit the bathroom?" The answer was, we hold it. Often we are bursting but we are drilled to hold it in. I had the same problem that morning. I drank too much OJ and milk at breakfast. My morning piss was at 7 a.m. The bus left at 8. By 9 I was bursting. By 10 I was in pain. But our teacher obviously was too. We stopped about 10:30 at a diner. I was the first off the bus and found the men's room. There were 3 urinals. I got the middle one. Mistake. I should have gone into the stall. Both my friends had 1 and 3. They pissed a storm. I was terribly pee shy and couldn't pass a drop. Finally when they went out I relaxed enough for my bladderful to empty. It took about 2 minutes. Relief at last. More guys came in. Thank God for the 3 minutes alone I had.

by Ivy League 82 October 6, 2009

cock blender

cock blender is a fag bag (negro) who fucks male cocks roughly and drinks the cum and blood when the foul creature (negro) is finished

joe: *ow* fuck tunde! that cock blending hurts

tunde: mmm... cum and blood... cum and blood... cum and blood...

joe: you negro cock blender!

by tunde July 21, 2006

Chloe Blender

An indestructible super dog.

A native of West Caldwell New Jersey, Chloe Blender has been able to bark in the face of cancer and is an inspiration to all rich, suburban poodles everywhere.

by J.Elizabeth December 22, 2008

blender pussy

yoooo itz means wen u put a pussy in a blender

lisa: ouch that hurts
tim: u shunt av used a blender pussy

by lizza May 13, 2005