summer beard

A beard that won't quite grow in all the way leaving sporadic patches of hair on your face and neck. Instead of all the hairs growing in some 'er here, some 'er there.

What's up with your scruff dude?
Just my summer beard, some 'er here, some 'er there.
Oh. Damn.

by themightyclamavenger February 8, 2010

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Freelance Beard

Excessive hair growth which appears between formal meetings as a direct result of Freelancer's not having any real need to shave.

Can also apply to women, who then disguise it by wearing jeans.

You: Growing a beard?
They: Nope, it's a Freelance Beard. I'll shave it off before I meet my client next Tuesday.
You: Nice.

by little-miss can't do wrong August 21, 2011

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When you are eating out a girl with gum in your mouth, and it falls out and gets stuck in her muff. Its not unlike when a hobo falls asleep and wakes up to a beard full of strange things, of which gum may or may not be included. It's possible that a hobo could actually find gum in his beard after eating a girl out, but not likely. It's a sticky situation, but it does lead to shaving usually, which is a plus.

I got hobo's beard from Tom last night. fuck Tom.

by tatertot December 26, 2007

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Lord Waffle Beard

A person or thing who tries too hard to be funny by being "random", i.e. Invader Zim , Foamy the Squirrel. Think old Hot Topic shirts and 13-year-old anime fans .

"Lord Waffle beard is such a omg hold up teh spork!!!! Random name"

by Blitz7x July 11, 2018

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sex beard

When you grow the sides underneath the sideburns out so that it tickles the inner thighs of a female as your perform oral sex to give her more satisfaction.

"Look at that guy's sex beard, that must tickle her fancy!"

by Mike Samson April 29, 2008

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