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by DBigPoppaW July 1, 2011
Get the bacon mug.a saying from funnyjunk to identify felllow Junkies in real life. When you suspect someone is a Junkie, but your not sure, you would say "i smell bacon..." if they say "with or without wings?" you fist bump and become friends.
"...and i was all like FUCK YEA" bragged kim.
"I smell bacon..." you reply
"With or without wings?"
*fist bump*
"I smell bacon..." you reply
"With or without wings?"
*fist bump*
by funnyjunkie May 19, 2010
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by J. Polinsky October 19, 2010
Get the Canadian Bacon mug."Fakin' Bacon" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. Fakin' Bacon is when you conceal you stalk under a truffle cap and flirt with foraging swine.
Mama: "Cletus, where you been that you's all buggered up 'n' dirty?"
Cletus: "I done been Fakin' Bacon agin Mama!"
Cletus: "I done been Fakin' Bacon agin Mama!"
by boat butter January 15, 2009
Get the Fakin' Bacon mug.1)Pretty much the coolest word ever invented by god
2)Can be used as a noun, adjective, adverb, verb, and pronoun
2)Can be used as a noun, adjective, adverb, verb, and pronoun
1)BACON!!!!!!!!!
2)Holy Bacon!!
Stop being such a Bacon!!
Your a Bacon butt!!!
FUCKING BACON!
On a scale to 1 to 10..... sweet bacon! (will also except what the bacon)
2)Holy Bacon!!
Stop being such a Bacon!!
Your a Bacon butt!!!
FUCKING BACON!
On a scale to 1 to 10..... sweet bacon! (will also except what the bacon)
by BaconBoy12345 June 4, 2009
Get the Bacon mug.by Bob McJones May 16, 2006
Get the smooth bacon mug.A sex act, usually done by a female, where the female first cooks the male some bacon in previously used lubrication and sperm, then sexually presents it to him within her vagina in a manner of arousing him.the men must first eat her out to obtain the prize. The female then allows the male to continue eating the bacon while having sex.
This method of sexitude came from a women first wanting something from a male, but he would not give in. The female then took two things he loved, fused them together, and gave it to him.
After giving a man a Bacon Bonification, most females will get what they want.
This method of sexitude came from a women first wanting something from a male, but he would not give in. The female then took two things he loved, fused them together, and gave it to him.
After giving a man a Bacon Bonification, most females will get what they want.
Girl 1: "I wish my boyfriend would give me a new iPod"
Girl 2: "I gave my boyfriend a Bacon Bonification and he gave me a new Car!"
Girl 2: "I gave my boyfriend a Bacon Bonification and he gave me a new Car!"
by sexinatorationaryineous June 10, 2011
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