Fuck Blanket 

Someone you settle for so that you are warm and sexually satisfied throughout the winter months.

I need someone I don't have to worry about to be my fuck blanket this January.

Fuck Blanket by Lemon Pippin November 29, 2011

face blanket 

This is a simply a beard.

"Hey it's getting cold out"
"I know, it's so cold I think it might be time to grow a face blanket."

face blanket by MHSL January 27, 2013

gookie blanket 

any blanket a white person would not use, preferred by those of Asian descent. Three out of four gookie blankets are infected with SARS.

Ahhh man that asian kid brought in his gookie blanket for show and tell, we need to get some chicken soup and ginger ale or we'll get SARS.

gookie blanket by Tyrone "The Kid" Jackson March 1, 2008

pigs in a blanket 

the police when they in they squad cars.

matt: yo dude, check it out.

justin: ha, it's da pigs in a blanket!

pigs in a blanket by pimpmaster25 December 30, 2007

vagina blanket 

a SUGAR cone with melted ice cream dripping down it. so named because of resemblance to the face of a girl who is about to ejaculate. for WAFFLE cone, see oprah.

though refreshing, ice cream is not a good remedy for the summer heat because if you start talkin' to some bitch and forget about your treat, it could become a vagina blanket

vagina blanket by foxpack June 5, 2004

College Station Pig in a Blanket 

Similar to a Mississippi Clam Digger, the women bends her chin down as far as she can to where it touches her chest. The man then thrusts his penis into the folds of her chin mating pig with blanket. While he is doing this he "digs for clams" in her vagina with his foot as well as enjoying a College Station favorite of Layne's chicken.

Tanner: Yesterday I tried something new for breakfast.

Nic: Good man, there are only so many times you can have a Portuguese Breakfast before it gets old. What did you have?

Tanner: I gave Carly a nice College Station Pig in a Blanket.

Nic: Wow, I didn't know Layne's was open for breakfast.

College Station Pig in a Blanket by AlabamaHotPocket13 March 1, 2011

Pigs in a Blanket 

Pigs in a Blanket, n. - The act of having three or more naked men in one bed at once usually for sexual reasons.

Marcos: Hey guys, wanna come back to my place and get all cozy with me and Seth .
Trent: Yeah babycakes i wanna be pigs in a blanket with you boys.

Pigs in a Blanket by BabaBryan July 13, 2010