Algerian Nuts

Algerian Nuts are Testicles dipped in chocolate

My Girlfriend wanted something sweet so I gave her some Algerian Nuts

by Mr Benarieb August 6, 2009

albert runtapuski bazillion

the highest number in the whole world, universe, and eterity. way more than infinity if possible

he was talkin like albert runtapuski bazillion words a minute

by drt_bkr March 27, 2008

Agerape

When someone does certain things he or she used to manage just fine, but not anymore due to getting older.

"Having such an agerape today. I used to be able to drink like fifteen beers a night without getting a hangover. Yesterday I drank five and I'm totally wrecked now."

"Had to get up and take a leak 3 times this night, guess it's the age raping me again.."

Agerape is like a facerape only it's age pranking around with you in real life instead of friends pranking around with you on Facebook.

Examples of this is having to go to the bathroom five times a night. Not able to "get it up". Drinking two beers and get wasted while you used to be able to drink two cases of beer and not get drunk. Sitting at the bar talking to the lovely lady, unsuccessfully trying to get her home due to aging.

by fredrickard July 8, 2012

albert

an autistic spack with no sense of direction and who doesn't have a penis, found in Indonesia making products, spazmoid, albert is not a name

your such an albert

by a][vgay October 4, 2018

Albert

Albert is a cowardly bitch who thinks he's tough, but when you beg him to stab you he'll pussy out like the ginger fuck he is

Clark: Albert stab me
Albert: Nah dawg

by Youcantstopthabeet September 18, 2019

Albert

Gay kid whit a pc and screams when he is angerd. Extremly ugly.

Albert is gay

by n0bba August 27, 2020

Albertito

An extremely fat kid that loves eating burritos. Albertitos normally wear tiny backpacks.

Hey, look, there's an Albertito squeezing through the door!

by lolipop63 April 30, 2009