sacrificial e-mail account

An email account, other than a person’s primary e-mail, that a person creates for posting controversial information so then employers, or anyone else, don’t find out about the stuff they post online

Person 1: dude why tf would you post that? You do know that employers trace that shit
Person 2: don’t worry I used my sacrificial e-mail account
Person 1: oh thank god

by Dubiks May 31, 2019

Spam Account

Usually an Instagram account where users will upload photos and videos at a high frequency giving it the name spam. The admins of these accounts are usually part of the black or Latin community. They usually ridicule and make fun of white people as a subtle form of racism. The captions are usually along with lines of “I- LAMSOSKWKQSKAO”. They refer to anyone who isn’t on their level of stupidity as “locals”, when in reality anyone would rather be a local than whatever the fuck these ratchet ass bitches are.

Spam accounts be like
“Locals 🙄”
“SKSKKSKSKSKS”
“White people 🤢”

by niegar December 14, 2019

Acco

The abbreviated form of the word "accident"

"There was a fat acco on the centenary highway this morning"

by summadogga October 26, 2016

savings account

The money left in ones checking account before pay day.

Yay, it's pay day and I have $0.74 in my savings account!

by ybuj October 1, 2010

Bank account

When your parents take your birthday money and put it in your college bank account.

You Open up your birthday present and it’s a Check for 5,000 dollars

Baby Joe: yaaaaaaa! I can day so much stuff!
Dad: yonk!
Mom: that’s going in your bank account

Baby Joe falls back and f@!?ing dies

by Jorman Thode jr May 1, 2019

Accordion Theif

A surprise clitfucking, in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out, when you're playing all night and the music's all right.

Terry is so god damned hot, I think tonight I'm going to pull her into a back alley and pop her an accordion theif.

by Colonel_Hogs April 8, 2007

Tour Accountant

A make believe accountant that works for entertainers on the road.All they really do is run quickbooks,count money and make a percentage of every dollar taken.Most Tour Accountants are pompous,with no regard for practicality,and will step over dollars to save pennies.

We cant get paid tonight because the tour accountant says he has no money.(but earlier we saw the fuck sneaking into ruth chris steakhouse with a 500 dollar an hour hooker)

by Joe Roadie February 18, 2010