Applebee's™ Cock and Ball Torture™

Applebee's™ Cock and Ball Torture™ is the art of cock and ball torture at applebee's.

Bro, I could really go for some Applebee's™ Cock and Ball Torture™

Hi! My name is Applebee's™ Cock and Ball Torture™

by Applebee's™ June 8, 2020

Apple Licker

Apple licker is a subtle way to refer to someone who has had sexual intercourse with someone years younger than them.

Interchangeable with Nonce/Pedo/Sexual Predator

Tomula fucked that younger hes an apple licker.

by N-A1 August 15, 2020

Appletrap

The trap one falls into after purchasing and becoming proficient at using a single Apple product thus leading to endless, and completely unnecessary, purchasing of additional Apple technology for no apparent reason.

“Oh dayyyyyyum! You got the new iphone, ipad AAAAND a macbook pro?! Homie, you fell into the Appletrap head first!”

by OhiaGirls March 5, 2021

MRD applies

While giving evidence at the trial of Stephen Ward, Rice-Davies made the quip for which she is most remembered. When the prosecuting counsel pointed out that Lord Astor denied having an affair or having even met her, she replied, "Well, he would, wouldn't he?" (from Wikipedia).

Hence, "MRD applies" means "he would say that, wouldn't he". Usually used to devalue an opinion by drawing attention to the other-than-impartial situation of the person voicing it.

I think this is a silly idea, myself, but then, I’m a state regulator, so MRD applies.

John Quiggin on badanalysis.com

by Francis Mansell July 29, 2008

sour apple quickstep

Delightful euphamism for diarrhoea

'Your wife is taking rather a long time in the powder room.'
'Yes I'm afraid she's dancing the sour apple quickstep tonight'

by Toni J January 14, 2008

Leorio Appreciation Month

In the month of may, we celebrate Leorio Paradinight. He is may or may not be gay for Kurapika Kurta (Akaku🛐) and he is the c00chieman

“Why are you carrying a briefcase?”
“Because it Leorio Appreciation Month”

by SangWOAH’sashes🏺 December 21, 2020

Cultural Appropriation

Cultural Appropriation is the act of believing that wearing an Asian inspired dress and putting a lampshade on your head while saying 'Ching chong willy wong' are as racist as each other.

Idiot 1: Yo I just cancelled someone for Cultural Appropriation.
Idiot 2: Yo why.
Idiot 1: They wore a dress with an Asian pattern.
Idiot 2: Wow, so inspirational. You are saving the world from all this racism.

by General Clanker March 3, 2021