X-tard

An Extremist, Fundamentalist Christian, who is beyond the scope of a Jesus Freak. The only thing they know is Bible.

Often Characterized by extreme ignorance of worldy affairs, basic general knowledge, extreme Bible ranting, and who is more often than not home-schooled.

Like X-mas, but in this sense,
Christ/X + Retard = X-tard.

Oh Fuck, the goddamn X-tards are at it again, trying to convert everybody in one day. If you say no, they will have a massive hissy-fit, it's so funny, do you have your camera ready.

by fzac89 October 7, 2011

Dah Tard

A person specifically that has no life, eats his/her own shit, speaks like there constantly choking on somthing(preferably a dick), and creeps around pretending to have friends and tries to get hugs and gets denied cause nobody likes him/her but in dah tards eyes is loved by everyone and everything. Also the tard has massive amounts of dandriff, smells like the shit him/her eats, cross-eyed,walks like a hunch back, and no one can understand why he/she was even alive in the first place and says "Yur gay" to every insult you throw at him/her.

Guy: hey look theres DAH FUCKING TARD!

Dah Tard: heh heh whats up guys? heh heh

Guy:*punches tard in face* FAGGOT!

Dah Tard: yur gay

by mclovin1337lolz June 13, 2009

wang-tard

idiot, stupid, queerwig, scheisskopf, ding dong, dongle, cwapface, butt pirate, rear admiral etc.

matt you wang-tard! you scratched my anchor!

by wraith August 30, 2004

wal-tard

1. The population that frequents wal-mart across the country.
2. any rude, obnoxious, barefoot, rednecked, gap-toothed, no-driving, uninsured, uneducated, uncivilized, slipper-wearing, wife-beating, Bud-chugging mongoloid seen in Wal-Mart or in Wal-Mart's parking lot.

I hate going grocery shopping. There are wal-tards everywhere!
I almost ran over a wal-tard on their cell phone..I fucking hate wal-mart!

by Irate Consumer December 29, 2006

she-tard

This refers to 90% of women and there inability to make logical and common sense decisions.

The only way to deal with them is to treat every woman as a she-tard till proven otherwise.

How? Explain things to them like you would a blonde and hope they dont make a mistake

Who would have thought such a she-tard could have locked herself in the car?!?!?!?!

by $hawn January 20, 2006

ard-tard

An amusing bufoon, whose foolish antics, though entertaining are tainted with personal shame.

Don was the class clown. Don stuck pencils up his nose, and made the class laugh, however, Don tripped on his loose shoe laces and impacted the pencils into his head and had to go to the nurse. What an ard-tard!

by -=[EP]=-KingArthur[HK] April 25, 2006

arch-tard

An employee who works at Mcdonalds, the type who doesn't understand English.

"I went to get some fries, and the arch-tard messed up my order.."

by Arne Sunassem August 22, 2007