by finn the manly man April 7, 2022
Get the monday morningmug. Definition: Matrix Mondays
An information technology error or incident or series of incidents that occur on any Monday and ultimately disrupts productivity for a valuable period time.
Examples in a sentence:
James: “I can’t seem to integrate calendly to my email calendar and we need to prioritize this immediately.” Matt can you setup your calendly IMAP server now.”
Response: “No way it’s Monday… I’m not starting my week by getting sucked into the vortex of Matrix Mondays!”
“I’ll call them and figure it out myself”
ring ring… please hold while we find an agent for you… 1 hour later… I’m sorry goodbye *click*
History : A term coined by Matt Clarke, COO @ Nuera Capital in 2024.
An information technology error or incident or series of incidents that occur on any Monday and ultimately disrupts productivity for a valuable period time.
Examples in a sentence:
James: “I can’t seem to integrate calendly to my email calendar and we need to prioritize this immediately.” Matt can you setup your calendly IMAP server now.”
Response: “No way it’s Monday… I’m not starting my week by getting sucked into the vortex of Matrix Mondays!”
“I’ll call them and figure it out myself”
ring ring… please hold while we find an agent for you… 1 hour later… I’m sorry goodbye *click*
History : A term coined by Matt Clarke, COO @ Nuera Capital in 2024.
Last week Matrix Mondays almost got me fired. I had my email server crash and my zoom account suspended without warning because the payment didn’t go through. I couldn’t see my meetings so they were all cancelled and I just wanted to scream:
by UptobeHappy November 26, 2024
Get the Matrix Mondaysmug. When one has the Monday blues, it means they are tired and stressed to be back at work (or just be back to Monday in general). Everyone has a shared "ugh" state of being.
Do not ask me how I am. It is Monday. You KNOW I have the Monday blues.
I had a rough weekend and now I have the Monday blues. This SUCKS!
I had a rough weekend and now I have the Monday blues. This SUCKS!
by LingDanc803 February 27, 2023
Get the Monday bluesmug. The feeling of irritability, anxiety, and depression that results from being faced with 5 whole working days before the next weekend
by jjcm November 7, 2021
Get the Monday mourningmug. Weiner Monday (noun) – Holiday
Pronunciation: /ˈwi .nɚ ˈmʌn.deɪ/
Definition: A revered holiday celebrated with the sacred consumption of hot dogs and White Claw Surge. Observed weekly (or whenever the vibes demand), Weiner Monday is a time of joy, indulgence, and community, honoring the noble combination of processed meats and high-ABV seltzers.
Traditions & Customs:
Grilling, boiling, or microwaving hot dogs (all methods accepted, no judgment).
Cracking open a White Claw Surge with reckless enthusiasm.
Debates over the best toppings (ketchup vs. mustard wars are common).
General merriment, bad decisions, and a possible need for recovery on Tuesday.
Pronunciation: /ˈwi .nɚ ˈmʌn.deɪ/
Definition: A revered holiday celebrated with the sacred consumption of hot dogs and White Claw Surge. Observed weekly (or whenever the vibes demand), Weiner Monday is a time of joy, indulgence, and community, honoring the noble combination of processed meats and high-ABV seltzers.
Traditions & Customs:
Grilling, boiling, or microwaving hot dogs (all methods accepted, no judgment).
Cracking open a White Claw Surge with reckless enthusiasm.
Debates over the best toppings (ketchup vs. mustard wars are common).
General merriment, bad decisions, and a possible need for recovery on Tuesday.
"I can't work late tonight—it's Weiner Monday, and the squad is already firing up the grill!"
"Last Weiner Monday got a little out of hand… I woke up covered in mustard with a half-eaten hot dog in my pocket."
"On the seventh day, we rest. But on Monday, we feast—happy Weiner Monday!"
"Last Weiner Monday got a little out of hand… I woke up covered in mustard with a half-eaten hot dog in my pocket."
"On the seventh day, we rest. But on Monday, we feast—happy Weiner Monday!"
by Kwaikkn March 28, 2025
Get the Weiner Mondaymug. Aw man its monday!
by teacher.Bah February 24, 2020
Get the Mondaymug. A term taken from Murphy’s Law, A Murphy’s Monday is a Monday that is so incredibly annoying that it feels like everything that can go wrong IS going wrong. It is a day filled with minor inconveniences that make your day harder, but not hard enough to be impossible.
A Murphy’s Monday is not usually the worst day of your life, but certainly the most inconvenient.
A Murphy’s Monday is not usually the worst day of your life, but certainly the most inconvenient.
by A Real, Genuine Human May 13, 2024
Get the Murphy’s Mondaymug.