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Bert-reading

Reading of a petition perform before signing it, to find out if you should support it or not, although the title is convincing. It's the final stage before signing a petition.
X: Did you just sign that petition ?
Y: Yes, why ?
X: You know better! Please do a bert-reading next time!!
Y: Why ?
X: Petitions can be very powerful and being attention to issues that we don’t know about... but I really need you to read some of these before signing. Some of them don’t be saying nothing and actually detract from grassroots organizations that are already doing the work.
by jhumigas June 6, 2020
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kayleigh read

A living breathing wax museum...pores are actually makeup foundation. Booty and Boobs are really🎈
I think I want to buy some more makeup.
You mean some Kayleigh Read?
by D_conatser27 May 18, 2016
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reading assignment

Something that teachers assign nearly every night. Students don't usually give a crap and read the assigned material, only to be in shock when there's a quiz on it the next day. On Rate My Professors, they can easily be denoted if they have the Get Ready to Read tag.
I heard our new teacher's a really tough grader. He puts out reading assignments every class and ends up quizzing you on it the next day.
by The Real Driller November 19, 2023
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Read people

Reading people body language eye movement segments feet movement head turn movements hand gestures actors and actresses etc
by The muscle April 21, 2025
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Left on read

Relating to full send, half send, quarter send, etc.

When you full send something and nail it, but nobody was watching/nobody notices; essentially when you're a boss but nobody witnessed it
"Fuck it dude, FULL SEND!"

- Does an epic back flip -

-Only one person sees it-
"Shit man, you just got left on read"
by ya tilted bro? November 25, 2019
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James Reade

Tall man, very seggsy, sucks big tiny dick
Oh no, James Reade is suckin dick again! He is good at it though
by Lê Masturbator November 11, 2020
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let me read my book

This person is a NERD they also have big eyes and like walking in circles after they have used the restroom if you see one take a picture
Look it’s a person who wants to read their book (LMRMB) #ultrarare #takeapic let me read my book
by CHOPFINGER December 6, 2021
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