psychotic muppet pussy 

a cooch which is straight haired yet curled with exotic colors and likes to play the drums

I was dating a Yugoslavian Asian and she had a hoohaa that looked like a psychotic muppet pussy.

Noyb tried to take a girl home one night and when he went to find that magic treasure he came upon a psychotic muppet pussy and ran like hell!

Bob tried as hard as he could not to laugh at the photos he found online of the psychotic muppet pussy, but to no avail!

Penelope was accustomed to dawning her bush like the psychotic muppet pussy she saw on pbs.

psychotic muppet pussy by Penelope Storm July 5, 2012

Top notch pussy 

1.Really good vagina
2. Uncommonly fantastic vagina both in taste and comfort
3. The kind of vagina i want in my life.

It turns out about three strokes in I realized she had top notch pussy

Top notch pussy by Adding Skills June 6, 2018

Mother Fucking Cock-sucking Fucking cunt ass pussy bitch 

adjective & adverb

a word used usally when you stub your toe or get hit by a bus/train, it can even be used as an insalt on the internet.

Mother Fucking Cock-sucking Fucking cunt ass pussy bitch that bus just came out of no where and hit me

Mother Fucking Cock-sucking Fucking cunt ass pussy bitch by Shroom5799 September 29, 2017

keep my name in your pussy 

A phrase that a guy will say to his girl in order to try and keep her from cheating on him

Ted: "Now have fun with your friends at the lake and keep my name in your pussy!"
Lana: "Whatever, Ted. Just cause Renny is there don't mean I'll stray."

keep my name in your pussy by von groovy May 10, 2019

fag pussy 

In a relationship between two men the anus that is about to be penetrated is referred to as either "pussy" or "fag pussy".

I heard Bobby ate some fag pussy after he got his dick sucked.

fag pussy by ambiguouslycurious August 3, 2010

vape pussy 

The action of vaping a large cloud into the females vagina then proceeding to dominate the orifice.

Ethan's a real vape lord i heard he did the vape pussy on his girlfriend last night.

vape pussy by ElongD January 30, 2017

Personal Pan Pussy 

Someone who does not like to participate in pizza parties and/or doesn't like to eat a lot of pizza. When ordering a pizza, they go with a personal pan, consume 2-3 slices on average, and ask for a box. They enjoy healthy, boring toppings such as veggies and eat their pizza with a fork and knife. Cream sauce is usually preferred over marinara sauce.

Bill: "Hey Tim, you wanna get hella pizza pies for the ultimate pizza party tonight."

Tim: "No thank you Bill. I think I will just have a personal pan with veggies. I'm trying to watch my figure."

Bill: "Dude, you are such a Personal Pan Pussy!"

Personal Pan Pussy by PizzaLove September 28, 2010