Consumable kids 

Consumable kids are kids that are legally breed to be consumed by humans mostly 56 year old white males with the name of James

I work in the consumable kids industry.

Consumable kids by John Handcocky January 24, 2022

Consensual Kidnapping 

A strangely popular tag on Archive Of Our Own (AO3) with at least eighty works with it as a tag.
A kidnapping that is consensual; whether for sexual reasons or otherwise.

John: "Hey, I read a really funny fic on AO3 today!"
Amy: "Yeah? What were the tags?"
John: "One of them was 'Consensual Kidnapping' lmao"

Consensual Kidnapping by ASliceOfTea May 3, 2022

Balsam kids

balsam kids, are the despondent majority of the biology in 2023, they are any student who takes biology either SL or HL with balsam, these students suffer from lack of in class knowledge as the teacher "balsam" barely teaches and spends her time teaching the students "life lessons" and spreading anti-male propaganda.

"I am sadly a Balsam kid, i barely take anything in class"
"why do we balsam kids have to take HL material in SL classes its unfair"

Balsam kids by botros May 23, 2022

Bike Kids 

Kids aged 10 - 13 who ride bikes, usually seen in 80’s Media or Stranger Things and IT (2017).

“Are those Bike kids?”

Bike Kids by awsomecolin June 15, 2022

white kids 

infants
primates
monkeys
little monkeys
cheeky monkeys
the monkeys, literally

"The white kids are slow."

white kids by Vita Smart August 14, 2022

fidget kids 

these kids that take sensory tools used for people with sensory issues and use them as toys to trade and play with, they then left a bad reputation on anyone who uses fidgets for sensory issues, mostly 7 year olds

fidget kid: Is that a fidget
Person who needs fidgets: Yeah, why?
Fidget kid: Can we trade? I have this ultra rare mega pop tube
Person who needs fidgets: no
Fidget kid: Why not, I'm over!!
Person who needs fidgets: Because it's mine
Fidget kid: Can I atleast play with it?
Person who needs fidgets: No, I need it!
Other person: Omg are you playing with a fidget?
Person who needs fidgets: Can you leave me alone about it?
Other person: That's so cringe! You must be one of those fidget kids

fidget kids by Kittyferns June 2, 2023

sweating like a kiddie fiddler in a barney suit 

To perspire heavily in a dangerous or threatening situation.

The bank robber was sweating like a kiddie fiddler in a barney suit when the cops arrived.

sweating like a kiddie fiddler in a barney suit by drumsofdeath March 11, 2009