Jumpsuit Gerry

An old drunkard who wears a jumpsuit in an attempt to appear sporty. Marked primarily by the failed use of out of date slang such as "wack"

Why is that guy dressed like richard simmons? - guy 1
I don't know. He's probably a Jumpsuit Gerry - guy 2

by the cotck August 20, 2009

The German Gas Scooter

when you fuck a girl in the ass while she is riding a gas scooter. This was invented in germany, scottsdale where two lovers where sotted Scooter Fucking

Ex: "dude i just performed The German Gas Scooter on this bitch!"
"oooh shit hardcore!"

by Piss in a bottle December 4, 2009

Everlasting Gerbstopper

When you throw in a gerb and leave in your mouth for an extended period of time it acts much like an ever lasting gobstopper

Last night at that party Zach threw in an Everlasting Gerbstopper...hes dank

by Ram Rod 605 June 22, 2010

Penile germ

1) Any sort of STD.

2) An infection of the penis

3) a reference to a very small penis

1) "ive got a nasty penile germ"
2) He doesn't have a big dick, he has a penile germ

by mabolzichjjl September 29, 2010

THE Geraghty

An Irish girl who goes to a school dance at school drunk, and only has four shot then throws up all over the dance floor plus a girls 200$ dress. AND I THOUGH THE IRISH WERE HEAVY DRINKERS.

drunk slut, dizzy girl, ginger bartender, THE Geraghty

by THE GIRL SHE THREW UP ON November 1, 2010

Treadmill Gerbil

1. A person unable to wrap their minds around the fact that you don't need a gym membership to be or stay in shape.

2. An idiot or tool who frequents Gyms, mainly for the purpose of picking up on people.

3. A jerk who takes personal offense to persons lounging in comfy fitness wear.

4. One of those douches from "Jersey Shore"

Person#1: So I was at the Quik Stop getting a pack of smokes and I was totally getting the stink eye from some Treadmill Gerbil in under armor wear, probably because I was wearing my yoga pants, yanno the ones that my mom got me? The really comfy ones. And my reeboks.

Person#2: Ugh, I hate those people. I don't think they even know how to run off of a treadmill.

Person#1: Yeah...running down a street around a block might cause them to have a conniption, they'd probably stand on their front stoop wondering where the "start" button is.

by Not Anna Blume April 6, 2011

The Germinator

Arnold Schwarzenegger's latest starring role

I saw The Germinator on TV last night, and he's got a new line: "I'll be back... in court!"

by Caggins June 13, 2011