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Fat as Mud

An old-timey saying indicating that something is extremely large.
Me: That dude is huge!
Someone’s grandpa: Yeah, he’s fat as mud.
by billiam17 March 16, 2024
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Fat Koi

An expression of admiration or enthusiasm for a person, thing or action.
James: “Bintangs and a midnight swim?”
David: “That sounds SO FAT KOI BRO!”
by boysandkois March 22, 2024
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Fat-cock fiance

The only way to get back at the evil men who want to control women.
Hym "So it is a fat-cock fiance type of situation. He's vermin. You're his property. I'm better than both of you."
by Hym Iam March 22, 2024
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Fat-cock genocide

Oh! Wait! I forgot about the "women are only fucking the fat-cocks and the rest of us have to have relationships with the sloppy seconds and we're living in fat-cock parental Dictatorship"
Hym "But 'kill all men' is just as much a call for genocide as 'fat-cock genocide' but it made the women realize they're all fat cock supremacists so now I don't own the contents of my own mind... But the guy who SOLD IT AND HAS MONEY IN HIS BANK ACCOUNT DOES!"
by Hym Iam March 28, 2024
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big fat bonks

by PotatoButter95 July 11, 2022
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big fat crayon

After one too many slips of the tongue because of being such a cunning linguist what you will be given to circle your menu items while being held in the ED POD. NOT TO BE MISTAKEN FOR ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION. Meant to define emergency department POD ..... A PLACE WHERE ALL OF THE PEAS ARE KEPT. Specifically for the purpose of torment by babysitters within the psychiatric department who will probably experience urine running under the door into the tread of their shoes as they were taunting "doesn't it suck to suck doesn't it suck to suck doesn't it suck to suck" and shortly before that urine tainted their feet, they were given fair warning.
That cunning linguist pissed all over the streets of Brooklyn.. we're giving her ass a big fat crayon to decide what she wants for breakfast lunch and dinner. That'll show her!
by KrisGriffin July 13, 2022
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fat

dads are fat
by orsleep July 13, 2022
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