Gertrude Wonton Thumper

When a man puts wontons in a woman’s mouth and then she gives the man oral sex

Hey baby, wanna do the Gertrude Wonton Thumper?

by Bobble McWobble December 21, 2025

Gerbalding

someone who is going bald, has chunks of hair falling out, or is currently bald due to a dry scalp.
the dry scalp could be inflamed with red spots that are itchy, causing hair loss.

also references an old man, most of the time bald.

“wow that guy is really gerbalding! his hair is just falling off the bone!”

“hey, are you okay? ive been seeing chunks of your hair trail behind you. perhaps you’re gerbalding?”

by killuazoldyck67 January 8, 2026

Gerbed Up

Slang for when a man is cold and his scrotum is shrunken, making his balls look small, resembling “gerbil balls”.

Dang, that water is cold! I’m all gerbed up

by anonymous January 11, 2026

verbal Gerbil

phone sex techinque most often used by the homosexual population

" Man that was really hot on the phone last night, you really got me with the Verbal Gerbil!"

by TaporChoke July 23, 2008

the german hold

a pressure point exploited by the germans while transporting prisioners in ww2. The german hold is exicuted by simultaniously pulling someone's ear with the thumb and forefinger while simultanoiusly driving another digit into the space were someones ear and jaw meet. It is known for causing extream pain in those who incorrectly try to excape, forcing them to move with the person exicuting the hold.

The german hold hurts like hell. I used it on my brother once to get him out of my room.
This movie was used to force many people into their "quarters" during ww2

by rtb567 February 17, 2008

Lift Germany

Back in the 1800's the Germans who lived in Central Pennsylvania, were gullible. They were so easily duped, deceived, or cheated because they believed what people told them.

So some of the people in New York City would say to their friends or in letters to their friends, that it about time to go to Carlisle, Pennsylvania, and "Lift Germany!" They are so trusting, naive, and innocent these speakers of Germany. They will swallow anything.

by Theodore R. Hazen October 18, 2008

Skoosh Gernbagen

The act of pretending to be swedish, & slipping secret words in between . A form of pig latin, but of the new generation.

Me: shooshh that bar girl ginn is so fat skoosh. ( very fast pace )
Tina: omg i know, she looks preggy
Me: So skoosh gernbagen

by peu peu May 20, 2009