Cunt Double

When your girl is weirded out by you eating her pussy while she is on the rag I.e. eating pizza, so she calls in a friend to take over.

Guy: Hey Babe, come over here and sit on my face.
Girl: Sorry babe, Ive got an actively leaking hatchet wound, I’ll have to call in a cunt double.

by Silverback nutsack January 7, 2024

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cunt coma

To become comatosed, from excessive contact with cunt.

After I got my first ultra luxury car, it was always packed with pussy. An unrelenting sex parade, of money hungry women.

I fucked and fucked until I couldn't cum, then fucked some more. I just couldn't stop. I was out of control.

This went on for weeks. Until biology knocked me flat on my ass.

I was found naked and unconscious in my car by police. I was suffering from a severe cunt coma, and a ruptured penis. I almost died.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 7, 2010

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cunt

A pussy which is something you can never get :0

i will never get any cunt :(

by 4do1f H1tl3r January 10, 2025

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cunt glove

A name used when your friend has already used a genitalia paired with an article of clothing

Your such an asshat Dave. Well Mary your being a cunt glove yourself.

by Bestlaughgasever March 3, 2016

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cunt

This is the first word that comes to mind when someone mentions anyone whos name is syd. SHE IS THE DEFINITION OF CUNT. She cheats on her mans, fake friend, and a lying manipulating coward.

“bro u know whos a cunt?”
“OMG SYD”
“YES HOWD U KNOW”
“she just is…”

by joiestoies May 27, 2025

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