Cum

Cum Is something men do when they jerk off

The man slowly jerked himself off. He hadn't done this in forever. He was so into it he didn't notice his door opening.
"Jack! What the fuck!" The man quickly sat up, not knowing how to feel his step sis, just walked into his room. While he was getting off. His heart was racing as she stared at his cock. Before long, she was on her knees in front of him. "Yo! Sara, what are you doing?" She wound't say anything before taking his monster cock into her mouth. Licking his tip before deepthroating his big fat diccccck. cumming instely cause of the super cock goobler 5000.

by bib cock baby February 27, 2022

Cum muddler

When a woman tries to impregnate herself by scavenging cum from a used condom unbeknownst to the male in an attempt to baby trap him. Especially in the form of using a muddler to force the sperm all up into her vaginal canal, even though a baster would have been much more efficient, but she's clearly just a bartender and can't for shit.

As a man of your prowess, watch out for that bartender, she's sexy AF but also a gold digging cum muddler!

by RevelAndDance January 1, 2024

Cum jar

Someone who sleeps with a lot of men and let them finish inside them

That Chantelle is always bringing men home she's such a cum jar

by Magaluf2015 July 22, 2022

Cum snacher

A person who robs men of their semi and or testicle's

Bob and David were in a fight and Bob ripped off David's nuts Bob is the new cum snacher

by I FUCK DOORS May 5, 2022

Cum-griddle

When a man ejaculates onto a waffle iron and makes fluffy sperm waffles.

Dude my brother makes the best cum-griddles.

by xxxKismetxxx January 7, 2024

mass amount of cum

do you have 15 nuts?

I have a mass amount of cum.

by 69420 cocks in my room March 20, 2022

Cum Rocket

The male version of squirting, it’s called a rocket because it shoots around the room. Usually the best feeling a man can have when cuming. It’s a very powerful and crazy feeling.

“Dude, she made me cum rocket, that was the best sex ever”

by Claudiamayof20 December 2, 2021