Definitions by xxxKismetxxx

Vagina Sploof 

When someone blows a raspberry on a vagina and the vagina talks back with a little quiff quiff.

Yo, I totally got my girl to vagina sploof last night.

Vagina Sploof by xxxKismetxxx January 7, 2024

Nipple Salad

When you toss them titties like they salad.

Bro I got to nipple salad my girls boobies last night.

Nipple Salad by xxxKismetxxx January 7, 2024

Cum-griddle 

When a man ejaculates onto a waffle iron and makes fluffy sperm waffles.

Dude my brother makes the best cum-griddles.

Cum-griddle by xxxKismetxxx January 7, 2024

Marmadookie 

When you spread your butt cheeks up against a window and fart to make a steamy glory hole until you pooh yourself on the window.

Dude I totally marmadookied all over that airport window last night.

Marmadookie by xxxKismetxxx November 5, 2021