xxxKismetxxx's definitions

Cum-griddle

When a man ejaculates onto a waffle iron and makes fluffy sperm waffles.

Dude my brother makes the best cum-griddles.

by xxxKismetxxx January 7, 2024

Nipple Salad

When you toss them titties like they salad.

Bro I got to nipple salad my girls boobies last night.

by xxxKismetxxx January 7, 2024

Vagina Sploof

When someone blows a raspberry on a vagina and the vagina talks back with a little quiff quiff.

Yo, I totally got my girl to vagina sploof last night.

by xxxKismetxxx January 7, 2024

Marmadookie

When you spread your butt cheeks up against a window and fart to make a steamy glory hole until you pooh yourself on the window.

Dude I totally marmadookied all over that airport window last night.

by xxxKismetxxx November 5, 2021