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Doorknob Double FishHooks 

When doing another human being from behind in the Doggy Style, insert both pinkies in each corner of the victims mouth to gain full control and direct them to the nearest doorknob for rapid ingestion.
When Terry started talking about wedding plans during sex, I instantly initiated the Doorknob Double Fishhooks move and forcibly directed Terry over to the bedroom doorknob for a rapid polishing and punishment.
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Bleeding double 

When someone gets their cherry popped while on their period.
Friend: Bro I heard you popped that girl's cherry, how was it?

Me: Shit yeah, she was totally bleeding double though, shit smelt gross.
Bleeding double by kkiiji February 22, 2011

The Double Conzzo 

A variation of the move "The Connelly" but instead of only one of your hands in the pussy, you have one hand in the girls pussy and one in her ass
Guy 1: you tried the connelly?
Guy 2: Obviously, i prefer the double conzzo though

J double H 

When an elderly person has the food jitters and is hungry on

hot day which makes them angry and also causes road rage.

(Jitters, hot, and hungry)
Guy 1: "That old fart drove through the red light just to pull into taco

bell"

Guy 2: "Yeah man he probably has a bad case of the J double H"
J double H by Frankie Strait October 24, 2011

Norwegian Double-Glory 

Norwegian Double Glory is when two gay men lay faces to penises on a modified, lowered bunk-bed with two glory holes cut on each side. Mutual oral sex is then facilitated.
Norwegian Double-Glory example:

David: John, you wanna' fuck?
John: Yeah, I've only been doing Norwegian Double-Glories, so my ass is good to go.
John: Fucking awesome.

GARCEA DOUBLE 

The act of picking your nose then stuffing the booger up someones vagina.
Man i didn't know what to do with that booger so i just pulled a garcea double
GARCEA DOUBLE by Chappy13 January 9, 2012

Youtube double take

(v.) The act of seeing something unbelievably disturbing and/or awesome on a youtube video (sometimes passing by too quickly to see clearly) and immediately rewinding to watch it again.
John did a youtube double take when he saw the newscaster get hit by a car.

Dude: Whoa! Were those jiggly boobs? *Backs video up a few seconds to watch again