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Blueycapsules 

BLUEYCAPSULES is a parodical retelling of the story of Five Nights at Freddy's, told in the timeline's chronological order
Person1: i don't wanna do this blueycapsules
Person2: Cat in a burrito

Urban Dictionary Blues 

The sad feeling that occurs when your slang gets rejected.
He got the Urban Dictionary Blues.

Blueberry Milkshake 

Blueberry Millshake happens when a woman shoves a handful of blueberries up her vagina, then proceeds to have vaginal sex with an unknowing male participant. After the guy realize the vagina doesn't feel like a normal vagina, He doesn't care and keeps going until he blows his load inside her. Once he pulls out the woman pushes the jizz and blueberry mixture out, only to be forced to drink it through a straw by the guy.
Some bitch tried to pull that blueberry surprise shit on me and i wasn't having it so i gave her that blueberry milkshake instead.
Blueberry Milkshake by Aran714 December 10, 2009

Maryland Blues 

Crabs... Maryland is known for its blue crabs and its high std rate. One infected with crabs is also likely to suffer from the blues... the term "maryland blues" spawns from these observations.
Sorry babe, I have the Maryland Blues!
Maryland Blues by HanSteveo October 14, 2009

The Blues 

A term pinned by american writer, Washington Irving. A synonym for depression.
Later used as the name of a genre of music.
The old man had the blues.
The Blues by Peter Broz July 4, 2006
A condition, similar to blueballs but applicable to women, in which the genital area is flooded with blood for so long without release that it becomes painful. Can be both a noun and a verb, and used literally or figureatively.
"I was totally going to do it with this guy last night, and we were all making out and what not, then he left, and now I've got a nasty case of bluebox."

"Considering the way the White house owns Congress right now, Harriet Miers is gonna feel totally blueboxed if she doesn't get confirmed."
bluebox by Cosmo October 4, 2005