Cyclops Penis 

A mans scrotum of which only contains a penis and one testicle

Look at that mans cyclops penis!

Cyclops Penis by WetSpider69 June 11, 2019

Double Fisted Penis Pull 

The act of masturbating with two hands on the shaft.

John could have been in the Olympics he was a pro at the Double Fisted Penis Pull.

Double Fisted Penis Pull by ToddWinkelmier February 1, 2010

Ziyad's Penis 

A peculiar, odd-looking french fry that will eventually invade the face of the Earth with its extraordinary sodium chloridian abilities to attract and kill humans and other species on Earth.

John: oh no, Aliens have arrived and are going to take over the world!
Me: are you sure that's not just Ziyad's Penis?
John: speaking of that, something smells real-l-lly gooood!!

Ziyad's Penis by fitmerightin1234 November 20, 2019

Jimmy, that's not a penis 

A common English phrase, used when nothing else can be said, often in awkward silences.

Man 1 "My wife died one year ago today." Man 2 "...... Jimmy, that's not a penis"

Jimmy, that's not a penis by Adamdoesntlikegirls April 29, 2015

bionic penis beams 

n. sperm

I created a small human in a woman's baby chamber using bionic penis beams.

bionic penis beams by SirLinnell April 13, 2004

Lack Of Penis (LOP) 

Lack of penis is a very serious disease. It is cause when masturbating, but do not ejaculate. It is similar to Blue Balls except LOP is the swelling of the penis. This may seem like a good idea, but keep in mind that if it swells too much, it will lose its nerves, slowly disconnecting itself to your crotchal area. In 5-7 weeks, it will fall off.

Son, if you don't stop masturbating, you'll get LOPs and your willy will fall off!

lack of penis (LOP)

Lack Of Penis (LOP) by Biggie MacDonald February 19, 2011

electric penis 

when one tries fucking an electronic device and gets electracuted through the penis.

Dude it felt like I got an electric penis when i got racked

electric penis by aj101 July 24, 2006