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Rebecca Black 

Rebecca Black is the worlds worst popstar. Her singing consists of squeling high notes, very similar to the sound a cat makes if you torture it for a few hours with a blowtorch and is held together by an autotune, which in her case however, was obviously broken.
boy: ("Friday" playing) jesus what the fuck is this? Is it justin bieber?

girl: no, its Rebecca Black

Boy: im getting cancer in my ears

Jacob Black 

Jacob Black is a character from Stephenie Meyer's Twilight Saga. He is in love with Bella, until she has a child. He then imprints on Renesmee (Bella and Edward's daughter). He is also a REALLY hot werewolf. Though he's incredibly sexy in human form as well.
Me: "I' switching from Team Edward to Team Jacob now."
:)
Other Girl: "Whose team?"
Me: "Jacob Black, the guy hotter than Edward!"
Jacob Black by *krcBBY:) June 16, 2009

Pitch Black 

A rather delicious concoction by the makers of Mountain Dew. Some potential side-effects include sleeplessness, transmogrification into a Smurf, or death.
Hey man, who drank all my friggin' Pitch Black?!
Pitch Black by edicius December 16, 2004

Jacob Black 

One of the main characters in Stephenie Meyer's Twilight Saga series, a teenage werewolf of the Native American Quileute tribe, who is the best friend or 'personal sun' of the main protagonist Bella Swan.

Easygoing, laid-back and fun, Jacob (Jake) is described as a happy magnetic teenager who makes others around him happy and comfortable that even the awkward Bella finds their friendship to be as natural as breathing. Always there for her and understands her best, Jacob was the sunshine that uplifted Bella's life when she hit rock-bottom, the one whom she could completely rely on, and is truly a best friend one could ever have.

However he falls in love with Bella whom is in love with Edward Cullen but realizes that she, in fact, deeply loves Jacob as well.

Just a very realistic, human and awesome character that one can't help but love, even Stephenie Meyer absolutely adores him.

Oh did I mention he's hot in both the books AND movie (portrayed by the fine young Taylor Lautner)?
"Does my being half-naked bother you?" - Jacob Black.

"Like we were connected, the echo of his pain twisted inside me. His pain, my pain." - Bella Swan on Jacob Black

"Jacob was my first experience with a character taking over—a minor character developing such roundness and life that I couldn't keep him locked inside a tiny role....From the very beginning, even when Jacob only appeared in chapter six of Twilight, he was so alive. I liked him. More than I should for such a small part." - Stephenie Meyer

call of duty black ops

A game people play not to get noobtubed in.
7th call of duty

pull a black one 

When a black dude tries to rip you off or swindle you.
"Dude those 2 nigs driving the delivery truck said I needed to give them 500$ before i could get my new fridge!!"

" I thought you said it had free shipping brah??"

" Yea bro, I called the shipping company right away.....those niggers totally tried to pull a black oneon me"