A handsome devil of a man who some say looks like Billy Idol and has an unhealthy obsession with Transformers and the Detroit Red Wings. Has also been known to see six-legged dogs and multi-armed drink-throwing men being slapped by women of the same demeanor.
Hey, you sass that hoopy edicius? There's a frood who really knows where his towel is.
A rather delicious concoction by the makers of Mountain Dew. Some potential side-effects include sleeplessness, transmogrification into a Smurf, or death.