fudge in a fart box

An exclamatory statement: A quick and disgusting way to remind everyone That a bowl movement is inevitable. Also used to describe situations that share thematically and emotively the same concept.

"Oh, fudge in a fart box! I fumbled my keys and they dropped down through the sewer grate!"

by In the gutter, as usual December 10, 2016

Fart Share

When you place your butthole to someone else’s butthole and you fart into it

Hey, my butthole is wide open right now. You wanna fart share?

by Moos September 1, 2019

verbal farts

1. repititve words said by people, media, government and other elements -- that they go to an extent where they are considered redundants or, in other words, farts.

Origin: verbal - "of words", farts - "gaseous emissions from anus". ENGLISH

Dude #1: I'm sorry I didn't give your book, bro. I'll give it to you tomorrow.
Dude #2: You said that yesterday. You're pulling off verbal farts, bruh!

by Black SMOKE September 14, 2015

FART

Feminism-Appropriating Reactionary Transphobe

J.K. Rowling might be the world's most notorious FART, constantly running her mouth on Twitter/X.

Oh, "TERF" is offensive? How about "FART"?

by The Abortion Lady June 6, 2024

Fart Curtain

A Fart Curtain is the waft of smell from farting while walking. Typically best if not too long, so if you have a longer fart you should walk with a slight zig zag and simply create a pleated Fart Curtain for best effect.

That lady just walked through my Fart Curtain, and she was smiling so I think she liked it.

by The Cobbler 2020 September 14, 2020

old fart alumni

You roll over, and who else could it be? It’s the alumnus who has a job, a steady flow of cash, and a crew of subordinates to do his work while he takes a long weekend to visit the frat castle once a week. Apparently everything this alumnus learned about raising hell during his undergrad years was erased while he brownnosed his way up the corporate ladder. He took the generic “walk in the way of honor” part of the of the creed a little too seriously, and now he feels like his wealth of knowledge about how he thinks the world actually works will be applicable to a bunch of adolescents determined to drink and fuck like it is going out of style. He’ll come by for a tailgate or big party once a semester just to take a look around and be somewhat disturbed by all the same things he used to do when he was 20 years old. “Guys I’m not trying to be a buzzkill, but…” will be heard a couple of times, followed by how your behavior could ultimately get your charter pulled from the wall. Whenever there is some sort of “brotherhood event,” he will be there to make sure everything runs the way it did back when he was pledging. Oh, there’s a committee meeting tonight? You can always count on this local alumnus to make an appearance because, frankly, he doesn’t have anything better to do on a Wednesday night. All in all, this guy is just the genetically altered mutant-freak version of a super senior.

old fart alumni...

by someguyoverthere2 February 19, 2020

my fart smell

it means your farts smell. nasty bitch. girls dont fart

my fart smell :(
no just shut up

by hitherlol April 22, 2021