MoistMustard's definitions

Gungle

When your son walks in on you beating your wife with your sons favourite action figure(Oliver the toothpaste), and your son starts stabbing the neighbours dog with an odd shaped avocado for revenge.

Hey honey did you see that gungle, oh wait I forgot I beat you to death.

by MoistMustard April 9, 2019

Peen steen

When you dip your mastodon sized pecker in liquid and it stains the foreskin

Oh no oh fuck oh shit I get a peen steen, my mom won’t be too happy with me

by MoistMustard April 15, 2019

Barnacle Fart

Barnacle Farting is an act of getting so pissed off that you uncontrollably empty bucket loads of jizz out of your nards

Fuck dude I’m sorry I just barnacle farted all over your room, I was on a 7 kill streak in cod

by MoistMustard November 23, 2024