yard one off

Masturbate

You gonna yard one off before the big date?

by gRegWord July 6, 2024

Prison yard picnic

Grown men having sex with other grown men

Jonathan and Matias are having a prison yard picnic

by Boredperson134132 May 30, 2018

Yard Sale

a derogatory term for a middle school/freshman girl.

Most effective when yelled at said girl(s) from a distance.

Guy : "Show me your titties!"
Girl : *keeps walking*
Guy : "Yard Sale!!!"
Girl : "What???"
Guy : "lol"

by shotdownNflames August 15, 2007

On Yard

Used when you want to reassure to someone that they're telling the truth. You're basically swearing on your entire fortune.

I promise I didn't steal from that store, On Yard I didn't steal from that store.

by CuunCuunLips June 10, 2022

yard slut

General purpose yard implement typically used by DIY people.

We need to mix some concrete in the yard slut so we can put the new fence post up.

by anonymous April 20, 2024

Yard jockey

A person who drives a shunt truck to move trailers in a yard of a trucking facility. Typical responsibility include spotting trailers, moving trailers to and from docks and assisting drivers.

I can't find the trailer I'm supposed to pick up. I better go look for a yard jockey to help me find it.

by Nasor6221 April 9, 2020

Water the face yard

To wet someone’s beard with …. Lady juice.

Alright ladies, who wants to water the face yard?!

by SunshineJunkie February 1, 2025