A christian congregation who are extremely devoted to the bible and want to do what Jesus said "Go ye therefore, and teach all the nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the son, and the Holy Ghost Teaching them to observe all thingswhatsoever I have commanded you: and, lo, I am with you always, even unto the end of the world." Matthew 28:19-20 (basically Go and mke disciples). If you tell them to go away they will come back because when armageddon comes you can't say no body told me. Just because you've studied the bible doesn't mean you know it. There is alot to learn by doing bible studies with a Witness. :thou believest that there is one God: thou doest well; the devils also believe and tremble" James 2:19 This is a very good scripture for one simple reason believing isn't enough. The devils of this world and past world belives does this mean they will be saved?
by j2k January 1, 2005
Get the Jehovah's Witness mug.Annoying cult members whose sole purpose is to annoy people by knocking on their doors every week and asking them if they wish to be "saved". Any unfortunate victim who ACTUALLY allows them into their house will be bored to death by their endless rantings about their cult, and their hour-long prayers.
I feel proud that I no longer have to worry about Jehova's Witnesses bothering me ever since I set my dogs on two of their members last year.
by AYB June 13, 2003
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A Jehovah's Witness is a Christian. It is a type of religion. They believe in God, and Jesus. They also believe God has a name: Jehovah. That's where the name Jehovah's Witness comes from.
For more information, visit their website: JW.org
For more information, visit their website: JW.org
by CakeInTheTree March 28, 2015
Get the Jehovah's Witness mug.To fortify your home with a large fence and locked gate to prevent Jehovah's Witnesses from showing up at your front door unanounced to promote their beliefs and pester people at any given time.
It sure has been peaceful lately since we "Jehovah Witness Proofed" our yard, now nobody can get to our front door and we can sleep in without getting disturbed anymore!
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Get the winnovation mug.A small ass town. There is nothing to do at night except drive into Warsaw, another small ass town, where the best thing to do is go to Steak N Shake at 3am and get all you can eat pancakes. Even those suck bc you might have to wait 4 hours to receive 5 damn pancakes. The village sucks, except for Cerulean if you want to spend $100 for small portions of poorly prepared food
Winona Lake is home to Grace College, another small ass college, where we are on covenant so we cant get turnt and smoke.
Winona Lake is home to Grace College, another small ass college, where we are on covenant so we cant get turnt and smoke.
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