water wanker 

A water wanker is one of those annoying people who uses very frequent breaks for water (and making everyone else wait) as an excuse to avoid/have time to recover because they can't hack a pace of a game/sport/workout.

Can we just play this game please?

No we can't because John is having yet another drink break - what a water wanker!

water wanker by Tormentedjedi November 24, 2014

Water birth

The act of dropping your ass into the toilet water before shitting. Causing a no splash back situation and often very quiet.

Michael had his girlfriend round but needed to shit. He decided a water birth would be the most quiet and effective option as he didn't want to put her off with the usual bowl splattering sound.

Water birth by DoctorZig May 3, 2017

water rights 

Prior appropriation water rights is the legal doctrine that the first person to take a quantity of water from a water source for "beneficial use"—agricultural, industrial or household —has the right to continue to use that quantity of water for that purpose.

what the heck is water rights?

water rights by nobody else here May 28, 2017

water high 

When you smash a bunch of water and get that rush of freshness

I feel great after drinking that, it's like i'm water high

water high by TheReignOfChaos September 27, 2017

water nut 

When you nut and it’s so clear that it looks like aquafina spring water. If you water nut in someone, it is impossible for pregnancy to occur.

“Did you just nut in me?”
“Nah, I water nutted so we’re good”

water nut by dtheballer12345 November 16, 2017

Water lover 

Someone that never dries off after taking a shower or washing their hands.
Often used by hydrophobic people.

Person A: Hey, you didn't dry your hands!
Person B: Idc.
Person A: You're a water lover!
Person B: No one cares.

Water lover by ChameleonDragon May 4, 2018

Water Rainbow 

Metaphorically meaning "Natural Happiness". Since water is a pure and natural substance and a Rainbow symbolizes happiness than combining the words is just a metaphor for Natural Happiness. So being on a Water Rainbow basically means that you are just Naturally Happy.

David: "Yo, how you always in such a good mood?"
Mark: " Man i just always stay positive by being on the water rainbow"

Henry: "Yo are you high or something, what are you on dude?"
Jordan:" Naw man I stay drug free, im just on that water rainbow

Water Rainbow by Brandan Anthony May 10, 2018