Lamont wasted 

A variation of white boy wasted that is exponentially greater. It involves drinking one less alcoholic beverage than it takes to kill someone. It is characterized by puking anywhere and everywhere, groping people, and being all around out of control.

Hey did you see Mike last night?

Yeah! He was Lamont wasted!

Lamont wasted by Krusty2718 December 29, 2011

Wheelchair Wasted 

Being too drunk to move yourself and relying on a wheelchair and your friends to wheel your almost lifeless body back home.

She drank way too much tequila and got wheelchair wasted... it was a rough night for all of us.

Wheelchair Wasted by Userguy August 26, 2014

pants-shitting wasted 

1. Intoxicated by alcohol to the point of losing control of the anal sphincter, thereby releasing foul putrescence with such velocity as to ensconce not only one's gitch, but also spill out and permeate the pants.

"A few of us are getting pants-shitting wasted tonight. You should join us in the festivities."

"You wore new pants? Too bad. Guess no one told you we were all getting pants-shitting wasted tonight."

pants-shitting wasted by DJ Fresh D March 18, 2010

Walter 

A true romantic.Loving, faithful and kindhearted but sexy as hell when he want's to be ! A devoted friend to the end and a very devoted lover also. Sometimes quiet, sometimes the life of the party. He can be soo funny but sometimes it's to hide his pain.
Very sentimental and if he cares about you then he will do anything for you, maybe even give his life for you. He can be a quiet person at times but don't "F" with those who he loves!
Sometimes talks about his feelings and has to suffer the consequences. At times transparent, at times can't figure him out but always honest and never cheats on the one that he loves.When he makes up his mind about something, he is in it for good.

Walter is soooo cute and he is such a sweetheart! I am going to ask him out! He is everything that I need all wrapped up into one man.

Walter by dreamcruiser_1 February 3, 2010

Walter 

Walter is a legend, he's the love of my life. Walter loves firetrucks and mostertrucks.

Honestly, just love Walter, no questions asked.
If your name is Nona, and you don't like Walter, Fish you!

August:"yo that guy is a fishing legend!"
Hubert:"Yeah, that dude is TOTALLY a Walter!"

Walter by Big Daddy ;)) February 17, 2020

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literally every youtuber nowadays

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Compton's Most Wanted 

MC Eiht's crew

"G'yeah, fool, take a hike I got no time for your late night hype"

Compton's Most Wanted by FrenchLascar187 February 14, 2004