Toadie

One who gives selflessly of himself, who's only concern is pleasing his Mistress, with no concern for his own health or well-being. One who's unquestionably sincere devotion to his Mistress is to be applauded, commended and encouraged, and most especially, Rewarded.

The Mistresses were all so completely enraptured by the remarkable ass-kissing skills exhibited by their Toadie, they felt compelled to request even more of his utterly delightful chatting that prove his loyal affection, often exclaiming "Encore Randy, Encore!"

by RandyTheToadie May 26, 2009

boobie toads

lumpy boobs with the texture of a toads back.
also sometimes squidgy!!!!!!!! bluh!!!!

Betty said her boobs look bobbly and malcom said "yes you moose, its like grooping a toad in a carrier bag. Maybe u should get some cream for those boobie toads woman"

by daveyb1 January 24, 2011

Toadally Awesome

#1: A gay pun made by Konami (creator of yugioh) to remind every faggoty nerd who plays yugioh to kill themselves.
#2: A derogatory term used for virgin card-playing nerds with no life who jack off to weeb shit.

I saw some faggot playing yugioh while watching weeb shit, and I told him he was Toadally Awesome!

by I Hate Angela November 20, 2016

toady

a bootlicker or subservient hanger-on to the fanatical behavior of trolls.

a toady can often be found posting on message boards and participating actively in trolling behavior.

Post 1 - (Troll)
You guys remember "lol mutant" or am I just making that up?
Post 2 - (Toady 1)
I think the phrase "I sorta realize what I wanted" rings a bell...lol mutant
Post 3 - (Toady 2)
Yeah, he's a bit on the moronic side. lol mutant
Post 4 - (Toady 3)
I haven't seen lol mutant in ages, he was so lulsy.

by QuidProQuo101 April 20, 2011

toadlick

when your name is sean mullen you are a toadlick

sean mullen is a big toadlick

by the 1 whos seen you hook up with casey December 6, 2004

toading the emperor

To use the spell "Toad" in Final Fantasy 2 and successfully "toading" the emperor on the very first turn, thus no need to challenge him as a boss.

I can't believe I toaded the emperor!

by Alexylex February 4, 2005

Toadfish

Toadfish: An aquatic creature native to Marcland, which is easily distinguishable by it's brightly coloured eyes, toad-like face and it's long, finned tail. The toadfish, despite it's name, is neither a toad nor a fish, but is infact the only known aquatic primate. The toadfish does not eat, and seems to survive purely from sunlight and the happiness of those around it. The toadfish is recognised by the natives of Marcland as a sigma of good luck, and is often found as a household pet.

"I bought added a toadfish to the tank yesterday, little buddy always seems to lift the mood." - Contented toadfish owner.

by Marine Biologist Professor Wethlescope Metherby October 5, 2007