A woman, who from afar looks as if she’s extremely attractive. But upon closer examination, is actually not attractive at all.
by Arlo Swanson January 23, 2022

In climbing, yarding is pulling on something with all you’ve got. Most often used to describe pulling on a hold with both hands.
“Don’t yard on that death block, it’s not solid!”
“I was yarding on that nut but it wouldn’t budge, nice placement!”
“I was yarding on that nut but it wouldn’t budge, nice placement!”
by GayClimber May 18, 2025

A person who looks hot from far away, but ugly up close. Common examples include women with too much makeup, and fat guys in sweatshirts/jackets. Most apparent when playing "my team your team"
"Dude, I was checking that girl out from the bar, but when I got closer, I found out she was a 50 Yard Fakie"
MY TEAM!!!" (seconds later) "AWWW SHIT, 50 YARD FAKIE!!!
MY TEAM!!!" (seconds later) "AWWW SHIT, 50 YARD FAKIE!!!
by Schrodinger1008 June 30, 2010

by neurotik July 5, 2009

Yarding is when individuals return to their alma mater's homecoming and "chill" on the school yard with their friends.
by Ms. Serious Matter November 18, 2012

"You suck!"
"Kite yards suck"
*teacher does not look at you in shock as she does not understand this sigma level vocabulary.
"Kite yards suck"
*teacher does not look at you in shock as she does not understand this sigma level vocabulary.
by poopersmyboobersgosuckysucky August 7, 2021

by venom March 22, 2004
