text-lag

1) The temporary condition of slow responding when texting due to an unforseen circumstance.
2) the long time it took for a person to text back

"Sorry for the text-lag man, my girlfriend wanted to watch The Notebook..."

by Mr. Toasty December 3, 2011

text mileage

when you are really cheap and you never reply to texts unless its somewhat important or from the chick your trying to wheel. usually very frustrating to ones friends.

Friend 1: dude, didn't you get my text last night?

Friend 2: man my phone bill was ridiculous last month from texting jenn, so i have to really cut back to get better text mileage this month

Friend 1: Man, dump that bitch

Friend 2: ......(doesn't text back)

by rick fooey March 8, 2010

Safe Text

To ensure all text messages are erased after text sex, thus avoiding any sneaky a-holes reading through your sexcapades.

Jack: "Man, Jill went through my phone and saw my text sex series with Jane again. Now I'm effed."

John: "Didn't I tell you Jack, ALWAYS PRACTICE SAFE TEXT!!"

by Pan Blanco October 9, 2008

Text Telepathy

When you are in the middle of texting someone and he/she texts you the exact same thing. Can also be used when IM'ing someone.

Scott: Hey, can you believe Germany lost?
Me:Omg, I was about to text you the same thing! Talk about Text Telepathy!

by Live To Text July 9, 2010

Text-Lec

receiving a lecture by text message

Text-Lec from Dad to Daughter: Don't u think gvn the current economy u should have a new job b 4 u quit ur existing 1?

by MoeTX May 21, 2009

blue text

When all of the text is a link to a definition on Urban Dictionary.

(Person 1 is browsing Urban Dictionary)
Person 1: Goddamnit, not another blue text submission.

by Charuzu August 3, 2021

Triangle Text

When 3 people silmutaneously text one another, usually about the same topic.

Ashley: Hey guys did you see tht new movie?

Sarah: Yeah Ashley it was great.

Alex:Yeah i liked it. What did you think Sarah?

Sarah:I thought it was awesome. How abotu you, Ashley?
Ashley:Great . Thanks for deciding to Triangle Text.

by cutmeupashley August 23, 2009