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teen parent

An exclusive member of the extensive retard-breeding project funded by your government.

Don't mistakenly pity knocked-up teenage girls and mourn their "ruined chances at an amazing future". 10 times out of 10 teenage mothers are white trash or ghetto scum that were conceived as a result of their own mother's reckless sexcapades at age 16. The paramount of their life would have been a manager's position at Burger King. Now they'll never even accomplish that.

They will claim they used birth control every time prior to contracting pregnancy, but this is usually referring to a Catholic practice their Mexican boyfriend told them about that is known as the rhythm method. They are underage and poor so it is understandable that they did not have a car to drive to the free clinic and get condoms. However, it is ludicrous that these girls actually go through with the pregnancy as an abortion is easily conducted at home with a rusty wire coathanger.

The offspring of a teen parent is a bastard. In today's society this term is not spoken to the teen parent's face, but is still widely accepted for use behind their back.

You will never hear a plural form of this phrase, i.e. teen "parents".
Preggers: My grandma keeps getting on my case because I'm going to be a teen parent!

Jill: It's not too late to drive a knife into your gut and cut my taxes by 20%.

Preggers: I get everything I need free from a Christian pro-life foundation.

Jill: I work 40 hrs a week and starve to death paying for my rent and the for needs of your fat ass and your nasty little bastard.
by Bobolobo March 31, 2009
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faux teen

A thirty-something actor who plays a teenager on TV.
Dylan McKay is such a faux teen on 90210.
by Mandalina October 30, 2006
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twilight teenie

Can be related to any other teenie, for example a 'My Chemical Romance Teenie'.

Someone who has caught on to the craze of the 'Twilight' novel series by Stephanie Meyer and tries to catch up with the trend, but fails terribly. A Twilight Teenie will most likely read the first three chapters of 'Twilight', will not be bothered to read the rest and will find out what happens in 'Twilight' and the rest of the books by reading what it says on Wikipedia.
*Twilight Fan attempting to have a conversation with a Twilight Teenie*

Twilight Fan: I wonder what will happen in the next Twilight book...?

Twilight Teenie: I know! OMG do you think Edward will have sex with Bella, coz you know he has no blood so he can't get it up... Edward is so HAWT!

TF:... Okay, but I've been wonder what will happen to Jacob, if he'll actually go to the wedding or not.

TT: Well, duuh he'll go to the wedding, he's Edward vampire brother!

TF: Erm... You mean Jasper? Or Emmett?

TT: Oh yeah yeah. And Charlie is the werewolf.

TF: Erm... No he's Bella's father.

TT: Oh that's it right and there's the wierd Italian vampires who, like do stuff to other vampires, like that time they were gonna kill Edward coz Bella was dead.

TF: Yeah... Erm, Bella doesn't die...

TT: Yeah, yeah, that's right, because Bella is the vampire that can see the future.

TF: No... I can't have this conversation with you anymore.
by spoonfacegirl May 18, 2008
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Hormonal Teenagers

Teenagers that do not like one another but cross boundaries some teens may not be comfortable with. They lack control and often seem to be touching the other in a playful way or believed (however this is a matter of opinion in most cases) to be flirting according to a third party. They often let their hormones get the better of them. They are just two inexperienced, young teenagers looking for attention from the opposite sex.
Those two are such hormonal teenagers, they can't keep their hands off of each other even though they don't like one another.
by Lima7 June 27, 2009
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Teenager

one who is in thier teens. I should know I am 16.
I am a Teenager and a generally honest one at that.
by Light Joker May 17, 2004
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Adult teen orgy

An orgy that adults and teens go to and have sex with each other. And also where teen learn tips to having better sex from the adults.
There having an adult teen orgy here tonight.
by Deep blue 2012 November 30, 2009
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teenage boy syndrome

when guys are acting horny and wanting some, but the girl isn't feeling it at the time
boy: wanna fuck
girl: golly gee not now, your such a horny bastard
boy:sorry i just have teenage boy syndrome!
by Fedflames September 29, 2005
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