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waffle squish

(verb) the process of using your foot to loosen deficated matter released in the shower while douching your colon in preparation for anal intercourse so that the expelled fecal matter can be washed away and go down the shower drain without clogging it.
Make sure you waffle squish your shit and don't leave any in my shower for me to clean up.
by re77815 December 5, 2020
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waffle squish

(verb) the process of using your foot to loosen deficated matter released in the shower while douching your colon in preparation for anal intercourse so that the expelled fecal matter can be washed away and go down the shower drain without clogging it.
Make sure you waffle squish your sh*t and clean my shower with soap instead of leaving me a surprise to clean after we hook up!
by re77815 December 5, 2020
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“hey! do you know amy squire!”

yeah! she’s gay”
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titty squishing

the act of squishing a titty. Often done by a person who has one when they are bored or by their partner whilst kissing or engaging in other activities
Maddy: yeah, i got so used to doing it doing quarantine that i caught myself titty squishing at school
Brandon: woah! that seems fun
Maddy: it really is underrated
Brandon: can i try?
Maddy: Your ass digging hands will not be anywhere near my squishies
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barbecue squirell

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Kiddie Squisher

A giant pickup truck or SUV that’s so tall and heavy that most impacts, especially those involving children, will result in fatality. On a normal car, if it hits you, you can usually roll onto the hood and off the side because the top of the hood is 2 feet off the ground. A kiddie squisher is typically 5 feet off the ground, so that’s not an option, so your only option is to go forward and onto the ground, which is much more dangerous.

On top of that, the hood obstructs your vision because of its sheer size, the car is difficult to turn, and the sheer weight of the car makes it slow to stop, so avoiding obstacles is difficult in a kiddie squisher.
Anyone who drives a kiddie squisher like a Ford F-150 or a Chevy Silverado is clearly compensating for something.
by Shepherd Guy September 2, 2022
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