A word that you can say instead of love in "I love you" For when you aren't ready to say the L word to your significant other.
I squantch you.
by FreeChurro February 6, 2021
Get the Squantch mug.A large terrifying truck driver. Squatch’s are easily identified by their unkempt facial hair and large stature. Squatch’s have been known to cause loss of bowel and bladder function in people who challenge them. Squatch’s are also famous for their putrid flatulence, likely caused by the poor diet available to truckers.
The Driver became terrified and shat himself when he angered the Squatch Trucker at the fuel island.
by Bigdummie April 17, 2021
Get the Squatch Trucker mug.A very squishy blob, similar to that of a blob fish. Residing in squamtch land, squamtches are very kind, sometimes called squelches
by Notasqumch July 4, 2021
Get the Squamtch mug.I can see infants' not being expected to "keep it down" and behave/communicate constructively and in moderation, but once a child gets to be two or three years of age, it is logical to expect that his parents should have taught him at least a few squallternatives by that time!
by QuacksO July 23, 2021
Get the squallternative mug.by Liquormancer November 12, 2021
Get the Squalp mug.Person 1: I poop sitting.
Person 2: You should poop squatting.
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Because it's healthier.
Person 2: You should poop squatting.
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Because it's healthier.
by the random. October 5, 2021
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