Clacker Smacker

To get hit in the genitalia, usually by an object not a body part.

(Guy Skateboarding): Hey guys check this grind!
(bails and falls on genitalia)
(Skater's Friend): Ooooh, what a clacker smacker

by ZXABDEF August 29, 2009

clam smacker

A type of lesbian sex. When two women rub their vaginas together.

Troll: "Hey Frenchie. Want to share a hotel with me again?"
Frenchie: "Umm.. no, that's okay.."
Troll: "Come on! We can watch porn together and sleep in the same bed".
Frenchie: "Get away from me you clam smacker!!"
Troll: "Tu es une baguette."

by Katie December 19, 2004

Yellow Collar Slacker Chapter

3 men, one in Florida, one in Califronia, and the other in North Carolina, talking everyday at work, on companies time, on msn instant messenger.

Our motto: Join us!

I hereby then bring to order the first meeting of the "Yellow Collar Slacker Chapter."

by Shannon, Chris, Kevin April 8, 2004

smacker

when you fart so hard it smacks your asscheeks together so hard that it hurts

FART!!! "man that was a smacker! my ass hurts now!"

by pfloyd February 20, 2003

Shacker

A non-knowledgable Radioshack employee, or any electronics salesperson who does not know what they are talking about. They like to upsell and dont have a comprehensive knowledge of electronic components

That sales guy was such a Shacker, he didn't even know what an HDMI cable was.

by Josh from the 'Shack August 6, 2007

Knack Sacker

A person with the ability to hit another with their scrotum without the other's notice. Usually done by people who have had little to no sexual intercourse in at least four years.

Man did you see that? When the woman wasn't looking, Roberto opened his pants and gently struck her leg with his testicles. What a Knack Sacker.

by Adolf-Alias Huxley June 3, 2010

workaholic slackers

An individual who is a workaholic when they decide to do work but a slacker the rest of the time. Such individuals cannot just work a moderate pace because their workaholic instincts would kick in and result in them becoming actual workaholics. Workaholic slackers usually turn to xbox and beer to prevent themselves from working

Kantaloupe and Slammy are such workaholic slackers in law school. They downed a case of beer just to keep themselves from doing more law review assignments

by overworkedlawstudent January 13, 2014