smoothie queef

when your smoothie blasts out the bottom of your straw, making a juicy queef sound

that was such a voluptuous smoothie queef sound that came out

by bloodyrapscallion September 30, 2021

Smofugly

So muthafucking ugly!

Lena Dunham is smofugly!

by Blutarsky77 October 6, 2021

Smof

Single male over 40

He was a real smof and jumped his motorcycle into the lake

by Greg Powell January 13, 2022

smdftbacoi

it’s short for suck my dick from the back and choke on it.

kelis: yeah girl j can smdftbacoi

by kelisisthebestfrfr February 18, 2022

Smoothie

When you hit the dab pen and the blunt at the same time.

*blunt in the rotation*

"yo hand me the dab pen . I'm bouta hit a smoothie"

by ERAUVirginityclub March 20, 2022

smooth like crinimal

you've been hit by, you've been hit by, a "smooth like crinimal"

dam, he "smooth like crinimal"
everyone loves joe

by urbouluvsurman April 12, 2022

Smooth Criminal

The Gigachad position used to solve the problem caused by the combo of pissing and having a boner. Only achievable after 1000+ hours of life playing time and after getting the "no splasher on the edge" achievement

Man, i couldn't hold myself, got to the bathroom and had to pullout the smooth criminal. Risky play, but worked out.

by Redskyn August 17, 2022