shoot that timothy thru my simon

Background: Used be Barry on various occasions, meaning to be involved in, and or associated with the insertion of a....................flogan into a.................bocker

What boy?? you wanna shoot that timothy thru my simon??? well alright, thats just fine. Don't forget the dvd player! and the Avril lavigne Stencil Set.... Raspberry heaven? the sweet sensation of wheat.

by Barry August 10, 2004

Simonee

A Girl who is crazy AF!! She won't let anyone talk stuff about her because she will automatically say something back and she is very smart and she is very beautiful with Long brown curly hair and she will throw some punches if she needs to! she cares a lot about her friends and family

Boy: Yoooo carl just got beat up by a girl
Girl: that was simonee haha

by heyyyy :3 January 20, 2019

Simonee

He is the only god
He farted out the multiverse an infinite amount of years ago

He takes the form of a iguana as we cannot comprehend the his true form

He fought bully magiure over a morbillion years ago however he was only able to imprison him in the middle of the multiverse but in order to help him defeat him you must pray to him in order to reach out salvation

I love the almighty simonee

by The Pope of simoneeism June 27, 2022

Simon Spice

The addition of exaggerated and/or fabricated facts to an average story.

Average story: Stephanie likes watermelons.
Story with "Simon Spice": Stephanie had sex with three dudes in a watermelon field.

by YoyoDance February 3, 2010

Simon JuJu

that one nerd in school you would never date but secretly, he's the best kisser in the world.

Omg that nerd looks like such a Simon JuJu

by peace808yo September 9, 2010

Southwest Simon

Putting a used barf bag on a woman's head during sex on a plane

He gave her a southwest simon when she tried to suck his balls.

by Ron Fish November 30, 2007

curtis and simone

The most powerful two people when they are together. These two compliment each other and gives each other the encouragement they need to be the absolute best. Power couple.

You see them? Their a Curtis and Simone couple, a JayZ and Beyonce couple, a Will and Jada couple. I want a relationship like that.

by coupledictionary1 December 2, 2013