When you make a fast break to the bathroom but you are afraid to take full steps so you just kind of hurry-shuffle your way there hoping for the best... Were talking like so bad you dont even know if your going to make it and you ll plow anything that stands in your way faster then your mom on a friday night.
"That guy waddled by me so fast he almost knocked me down!"
"He must be doin the poop shootin boogie to the bathroom."
"He must be doin the poop shootin boogie to the bathroom."
by TheVillain420 February 18, 2021
Get the poop shootin boogie mug.When you are trying so hard to push a shit, you hold your breath until your face is red and you about pass the F out resulting in seeing stars.
I ate and drank so much over the past few days I was in the shitter at work until my starfish shooting stars
by Erich Miller March 2, 2021
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Is it just me or is the world getting crazier? Hold on... Wait a second... I need to check Urban Dictionary quick so I can write some dialogue into my movie, verbatim. No no no. I just need like 3 more days! Gimme 3 more days! I just need to wait and see if this guy writes anything I can use. What? Who cares if sketch comedians make jokes about "whichever one doesn't get us sued". I just need more time! It's just getting good.
Hym "... Unless, of course, you're me. Then you don't need to be trained because I have a naturally sophisticated mind hahaha!"
Iam "Hey, does it seem like there have been a lot of mass shootings lately to you?"
Hym "Huh? I donno. Maybe. I haven't been keeping track. I bound to happen eventually. That was kind of the whole point."
Iam "Really? That seemed like something you would keep track of..."
Hym "Really? If feel like my stance has always been that no one actually cares. They pretend to care because caring is a virtue. If they don't pretend to have the required virtue they are ostracized. And now they are all trapped in an endless cycle of pretending to care about things they are totally apathetic about. 'This mass shooting, sponsored by NordVPN!'. 'This triple child murder, sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legends.' It's free money. Just sit around and wait for someone to get raped and the make a video about an article THAT SOMEONE ELSE WROTE and as long as you set yourself up by making a video of yourself yelling at a green haired retard who thinks 'he's' a 'she' and everyone will watch your subsequent videos about other people's videos and/or articles and throw money at you."
Iam "You know what? Yeah. You've always been pretty consistent on that."
Hym "Yep. I'm sophisticated, profound, compelling, and I make brilliant observations. It's wild to me that people legitimately can't do the things I can do."
Iam "Hey, does it seem like there have been a lot of mass shootings lately to you?"
Hym "Huh? I donno. Maybe. I haven't been keeping track. I bound to happen eventually. That was kind of the whole point."
Iam "Really? That seemed like something you would keep track of..."
Hym "Really? If feel like my stance has always been that no one actually cares. They pretend to care because caring is a virtue. If they don't pretend to have the required virtue they are ostracized. And now they are all trapped in an endless cycle of pretending to care about things they are totally apathetic about. 'This mass shooting, sponsored by NordVPN!'. 'This triple child murder, sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legends.' It's free money. Just sit around and wait for someone to get raped and the make a video about an article THAT SOMEONE ELSE WROTE and as long as you set yourself up by making a video of yourself yelling at a green haired retard who thinks 'he's' a 'she' and everyone will watch your subsequent videos about other people's videos and/or articles and throw money at you."
Iam "You know what? Yeah. You've always been pretty consistent on that."
Hym "Yep. I'm sophisticated, profound, compelling, and I make brilliant observations. It's wild to me that people legitimately can't do the things I can do."
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Get the Empty shootin' mug.Something that cannot be obtained by being human. You have to go through ruthless suffering and torture to obtain this item and it will all be for nothing once you meet inevitable death. First you have to play skyrim for 30 hours straight then kill your mother. Second step is to leave the house with all pets and train them in animal fighting rings. Third step is get married, fourth step is kill your husband/wife. And steal the ring back. That’s an important step. The fifth and final step is to sacrifice yourself and the rings by supergluing them onto your body and jumping into a volcano, to which your pets will follow you as well. The sixth but optional step is to break out of hell and ascend to heaven (where you rightfully belong). This is how you obtain this item.
“Wow I would literally climb up a volcano and toss my body into it to get a gun-shooting knife.”
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“Please help me, Jasper stole my gun-shooting knife.”
“My wife hates gun-shooting knives.”
“Please help me, Jasper stole my gun-shooting knife.”
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