A person, Who after a one night stand, In an act of dominance, While their partner in the act lies asleep beside them, decides to produce a steaming shit on the sheets without waking them, And proceeds to flee the scene, thus making them a Shit Sheet Bandit.

“Dude this chick I brought home last night shit in my bed and bolted before I woke up”

“Awh bro that sucks, you know Kyle had a Shit sheet bandit just last week, maybe it was the same chick”

Shit Sheet Bandit by captainautismo September 10, 2019

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Tomato Sheets

When that 'monthly' love leaves a stain and you blame it on some fast food veggie mishap.

My mom totally caught me washing my tomato sheets.

Tomato Sheets by Gynobutter December 26, 2019

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Clean Sheet Wednesdays

Often when Wednesdays get ruint due to cramp occurring in a centre-halves leg just after half time, as a result of this, the team often go home after conceding 3 or more.

Forget clean sheet wednesdays gaffa my legs cramping up just after the half. A true pussy who decides to ruin clean sheet wednesdays due to a lack of fitness

This can often be seen in very shit players who have no intention of helping their team.

Clean Sheet Wednesdays by doggirlsareunderrated January 22, 2020

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Press sheets

When you have hot passionate sex and the only thing theft on your bed is the fitted sheet.

GIRl I 'm telling we pressed sheets.
(He) (She) came over just to press sheets.

Press sheets by Boonedockboy 1980 October 3, 2020

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