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kill yo self bitch

jessie: can you take me to the store when you get off work?

jr: hell naw, kill yo self bitch
by Elias jr March 29, 2009
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selfies

pictures taken of oneself while holding the camera at arms length. also known as being camera raped, where one person takes many pictures of themself on anothers camera
dude, margaret raped my camera last night she took so many selfies!
by mrmong December 13, 2010
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Self-partnered

An empowering way to say you are single
I just broke up with nada, now I am self-partnered
by @nd._.7 November 7, 2019
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kill yo'self

Commonly used to tell someone that the statement they just made is completely insane.
Girlfriend: Baby, will you buy me this $50 dollar dress?
Boyfriend: Kill yo'self!
by ilove420 December 22, 2008
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Self Report

To kill someone in the game among us, and report the body that you killed.
Green (impostor): I found the body near o2! Black: HE SELF REPORTED I SAW HIM Cyan: yeah it looks like green vented Red: how do I go in vents like black did?
by Amongusfungus October 6, 2020
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selfhealer

A God that cannot be destroyed, a rubber band man that just bounces back
Phillip Melling: "That guy is a cock! Snork!!"

Roddy: "Yea but I hear he's doing so much better that you, has so much more money now, his own house, car and gf whilst your just still a drug using, child touching little tramp!"

*snap!* the rubber band takes out its next victim!!
The third person is a Selfhealer"

(also the name of a song by an obscure Scottish band called "Idlewild" fronted by "Roddy Woomble".
Great name or what!
by selfhealer February 13, 2010
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after sex selfie

a selfie taken after sex, sometimes abbreviated to ASS
Hey bro did you see my ASS (after sex selfie) last night?
by losershitface April 11, 2014
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