Scruffaluffakiss

An aquatic nomadic human who can consume 2x his bodyweight in crapes. Sleeps approximately 10-19 hours daily. The closest known relation is a Sloth. Discovered originally in 1994 there are relatively docile unless agitated. They may look snuggly and cuddly DO NOT disrupt a sleeping scruffaluffakiss.

Help!! That scruffaluffakiss is slowly coming towards my crape!

by Scruffaluffakiss Handler December 16, 2017

Scruff

The most baller dog of the century

Hey have you heard of scruff?
Yeah, I heard he is the most baller dog of the century!

by CAPTAIN_DERP January 31, 2018

scumfuck bag

A scumfuck bag is an intelligent person born to

fool someone. This person act also like a douchbag because of is big egos. I like himself too much, too much confident until someone kick him with a baseball bat and kick him out of your party's house.

Have you see this scumfuck bag who stole my steak on the BBQ. Also where is Sophia ? Ho he's there in the pool trying to frenchkissing your bae. Let's kick him out of my place

by Kingcreole87 February 16, 2018

Scaffer

A scammer and a faffer {a person who spends time in an ineffectual a dishonest scheme.

you are a scaffer.

by @jayrush March 1, 2019

Scaffed

A heightened version of scathed.

That scaffed table has seen better days.

by 4E5V6A7n 4yvc8896o87u755t976u6 January 10, 2019

Scrufftastic

<adjective> When a man's facial hair grows out well and makes him extra attractive

He's so scrufftastic, I want to rip his flannel off

by shewholikesbeards January 16, 2019

scoff

bitch cough

Carlie does not cough because coughing is for peasants, she scoffs instead.

by Potato Taco September 23, 2019