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printf

The versatile generic text display found in many of today's upper level programming languages. In most compilers, this is the command to print a message in a DOS window.
Also appearing in a printf statement are format specifiers, such as %s and %.2f, as well as the variables to be displayed.
main()
{
String urban = "Urban Dictionary is the bomb";
printf('%s', urban);
return 0;
}
by XbontregerX June 27, 2005
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Corpse Paint

A type of makeup typically worn by black-metal bands
Dimmu Borgir, Satyricon etc.
Also worn by shock rocker Marilyn Manson
by Wunderstake January 24, 2005
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In the Paint

Vinny: Yo look at Jon, he's going hard in the paint.

Tony: Yeah, he's already got 4 layups in straight from the paint.

Vinny: Jon dominates in the paint.
by theycallmevita November 20, 2010
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paintball sniper

a paintballer who everyone hates because he has selfcontrol and doesn't shoot everytime a leaf moves.
the paintball sniper showed complete control when he didn't shoot every moving object.
by driftwood666 May 3, 2006
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Shaving a painted Jesus

An action that is pointless
A: Why are you studying? You know you are going to fail that test.
B: But I have to make an A.
A: You're just shaving a painted Jesus, man.
by Nicole11 January 7, 2009
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Paintshop

A: When a person, normally lazy, edits a picture with Paint, and it ends up being a piece of crap (Normally on Purpose) to be funny.

Most people who do this are either:
A: Lazy
B: Too lazy to download it for free
C: Too honest of a person to download it for free, thus becoming a Chump, or Sucker.

B: Can be used to describe a piss-poor job on something.
Example A:
Dude 1: Hey dudes, check out this sweet Paintshop I made of Lauren!

Dude 2: Wow. That's the worst edit job I've ever done. It's clear that you just copied her face from her Facebook and pasted it over a picture of Joey's body that he took last Summer.

Dude 1: Yeah! Isn't it great?!


Example B:
Dude: There mom, I finished picking up all the sticks in the yard.
Mom: Well, it's "Good Enough for Paintshop", so you can go ahead and go ahead on to Ben's house.
by Matty? April 26, 2009
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Pint Rating

A way guys compare with each other how attractive they think a woman is. By judging the number of pints it would take before you slept with each woman. The more pints the less attractive the woman.

For accuracy where pints would not be enough a guy can refer to other measures e.g. shots

For extreme circumstances (a minger) a guy could use something stronger such as LSD.
Guy 1: "Oooh she's fit, Pint rating?"

Guy 2: "I'd say 3-4 pints"

Guy 3: "2 pints and a shot"

Guy 1: "What about her mate, 12 pints?"

Guy 2: "More like 15!"

Guy 3: "No way I'd say say 20 pints and LSD's before i'd shag her!"
by El-magico April 6, 2010
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