PersiaEnigma

Imaginary collaborator/owner that magically appears when someone tries to further lowball previously rejected offer

Buyer: We ain`t buying that s*** anymore my friend
Supplier: How about a absolutely new offer for same stuff, look at this quote from PersiaEnigma
Buyer: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by Rank1 January 31, 2025

Persianism

A cultural and civilizational identity centered on Iran’s pre-Islamic Persian heritage, advocating for a return to indigenous Persian values, language, symbols, and secular self-rule. Persianism emphasizes cultural continuity, national sovereignty, and freedom from religious governance imposed after the 7th century. It rejects being forced into modern geopolitical labels and asserts the right of Iranians to define themselves on their own historical and cultural terms.

“Calling Iranian secularists ‘Zionist’ makes no sense—what they stand for is Persianism.”
"She’s not aligned with any religious ideology—she’s a Persianist who wants a secular Iran rooted in its own history and values."

by A Persianist February 6, 2026

Persian Cucumber

A beautiful Middle Eastern vegan transvestite's surprise penis.

Bro, I was doing a tour in Iran with the Marines, I picked up this chick at the bar and she gave the a Persian Cucumber.

by Jray82 July 20, 2025

Persian rug stomper

You take a shot before going down on a woman, spitting the alcohol on her pubes. Light her bush on fire and stomp it out

"Yo why is your girl limping so hard?"
"She got a Persian Rug Stomper last night"

by J_Robn September 24, 2025

Persian Douche

A term from the Age of Empires 2 (AoE2) community which refers to a player who has picks the Persian civilization, then deletes their starting Town Center and rebuilds it within firing distance of the enemy Town Center. Persians are one of the few civilizations that can do this reliably since their Town Center has double hitpoints, though Byzantines get an honorable mention. It is generally considered a meme strategy, but is sometimes able to stress and tilt opponents into a chaotic tactical position or outright resigning, and has a controversial reputation among players.

"Did you see the Red Bull Wololo tournament game where MBL Persian Douched Liereyy?"

by torpedo2 November 9, 2025

iranian persian cock

Nice cut penis. Smallish to average. Hairy balls.

No example needed. Women who date them know what I am talking about.

Iranian persian cock.

by Carla89 January 14, 2018

emotionally persuasive

Not a hoe

(Gets sc just to talk to a guy) (only adds close friends or hot guys to sc) (scouts out hot guys on insta and asks their sc)
“Am I a hoe?”

“No I prefer the term emotionally persuasive”

by Ummmokcool February 26, 2018